grandpa spanking

A form of discipline in which'Grandpa' spanks your bare bottom with an open hand, middle finger extended perpendicular to the palm and inserted into your butt hole with every swat.

Vernon, you quit teasing the dogs or you're gonna get some grandpa spankings.

by Goatzilla October 30, 2017

Skanking

dancin, to UKG.

that tune in the rave got me skanking

by some nexx gyal. October 30, 2008

spanking the captain

To gratify oneself sexually.

Due to his social ineptitude, Simon spent his Saturday evening spanking the captain.

by cracker in a can September 7, 2005

kitty spanking

lesbian sex

Carol and Francesca went back to the apartment for a few hours of kitty spanking.

by Anthony Hubert January 3, 2010

Spanking

to hit someone or something forcefully with the flat inside part of your hand, producing a short, loud noise, especially as a way of punishing a child

I was naughty today daddy gave me a spanking 🤣🤣

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd June 1, 2020

stanking

A fad similar to planking, popular in recent years among college-age youth, whereby photographs are taken of couples engaged in "underwater smoking" with the signs stating the prohibition of such activity appearing in the background. The subjects in these photographs can be either clothed or unclothed. A planking position is assumed by one party who positions his/her face directly in the twatular area of the other party and performs or simulates cunnilingus on the other party who may be reverse planking or in some other creative position.

Unimpressed by Shawna's dare to perform a planking stunt, when it was his turn, Everett challenged her to participate in a stanking photo. Pictures of them performing this stunt ended up in the newspaper the next day heavily censored, of course; but from their positions, and the sign behind them reading "underwater smoking is prohibited" it was all too obvious that they were engaged in a public, naked stanking.

by W. Wolfe October 18, 2012

slacking-off

The act of one giving themselves an over-the-pants handie, whereas they are either unable or too lazy to pull their pants down and masturbate correctly.

"This morning at work John was totally caught slacking-off under his desk."

"I always slack-off at dinner on the first date."

by StonyBear November 10, 2011