slab wagon

A small red car similar to that of Postman Pat. Used for gross sex acts.

Can't wait to get him / her into the slab Wagon.

by JSandwich April 5, 2015

bang slab

A term for a mattress.

Let hit the bang slab

by Coffee31556&GhOsT_PATRIOT11 October 13, 2019

Vertical Slab

A meme commonly used by the Minecraft fanbase

Man 1:I have a vertical slab in minecraft!
Man 2: Impossible

by Carl's Jr May 25, 2021

slab of ham

According to John Podhoretz,
Cate Blanchett is a giant slab of ham.

John Podhoretz:
'Unpopular opinion:Cate Blanchett is basically a giant slab of ham'

by Moas March 18, 2019

slab donkey

A huge Atlantic flounder

Damn, chuck just caught himself a slab donkey

by Ivannahumparot May 11, 2018

cab-a-slab

to bum a cigarette

"hey can i cab-a-slab?"

by justin April 24, 2004

jammy slab

The act of sexually rubbing jam on your dick and sticking it in between 2 pieces of bread and having someone eat it

The misses wanted me to make her a sandwich so i gave her a good jammy slab

by Pickpocket2213 April 18, 2017