slab of ham

According to John Podhoretz,
Cate Blanchett is a giant slab of ham.

John Podhoretz:
'Unpopular opinion:Cate Blanchett is basically a giant slab of ham'

by Moas March 18, 2019

slab wagon

A small red car similar to that of Postman Pat. Used for gross sex acts.

Can't wait to get him / her into the slab Wagon.

by JSandwich April 05, 2015

Hit the Slab

Driving on the highway.

Hey, are we driving out of town this weekend? Of course we gone hit the slab!
I see the mechanic fixed your vehicle, Seems to be running fine. But, the only way to know for sure. You gotta hit the slab.

by John Staples April 17, 2019

Vertical Slab

A meme commonly used by the Minecraft fanbase

Man 1:I have a vertical slab in minecraft!
Man 2: Impossible

by Carl's Jr May 25, 2021

Slab of poontang

A way of showing your appreciation of a females attractiveness in a manly way.

That is a nice slab of poontang

by Holmesit April 15, 2011

cab-a-slab

to bum a cigarette

"hey can i cab-a-slab?"

by justin April 25, 2004

jammy slab

The act of sexually rubbing jam on your dick and sticking it in between 2 pieces of bread and having someone eat it

The misses wanted me to make her a sandwich so i gave her a good jammy slab

by Pickpocket2213 April 18, 2017