Slab up

When the boys want to sink some beers, this requires a slab (24 pack of beers) to do so.

Person 1: surely we slab up tonight

Person 2: fuck yeah for sure

by H Thommo August 4, 2019

SLAB OUT

To pass out, fall asleep due to either morbid obeasity, and or the cosumption of marijuana while in attendence of a social gathering.

Yo dawg. That fat, weed smokin, bitch ass mo fo started to slab out while we was chillin strong, son. So I done busted him up in his grill 9 times and woke his ass up.

by Fernando Vasquelez April 20, 2006

slab off

to get off, or to say that tommy matthews is a poor ugly nigger, with a bunch of dogs surrounding his busted ass house. with that big ass wardrobe on his porch.

"yea", slab off on dat water.

by John Dais March 7, 2009

Slab job

When she grabs the shaft of your penis and hammers the tip of your penis with her palm

Duuuuude she gave me a slab job last night and my Dick is three inches shorter

by Meat slammer February 12, 2017

slab ass

An ultimate fucking retard, especially a retarded farmer who performs acts of incest for a living.

Wow!! James is such a slab ass!! What a total douche, he must fuck his cousin.

by Bunghole Tickler October 21, 2019

Slab 8:30

A place where you go and get fucked up in the summer and have to run from the cops

Yo slab 8:30 tonigjt

by Haddonfeildass.net December 8, 2020

Slab Roller

A term for a person who has drastically lowered their standards for a sexual partner to the point where they resort towards seeking out sex from people who are unspeakably ugly. Most commonly refers to men who resort to having sex with obese and unattractive women out of desperation.

Person 1: "Dude did you hear Victor slept with Big Ronda?!"
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."

by Haddizzle October 6, 2022