The Booth Singer

A male or female who while karaoke is being sung in a bar sings along to every single song and knows every song. But they will never actually get up and sing one, and also they are not intoxicated whatsoever.

"my friend levi is such a booth singer he was just singin away to james blunt but when we asked him to sing a song he says no and just sings them all at the booth (therefore he is the booth singer)"

by wolfmaneric321 January 10, 2008

Trophy Hook Singer

When rappers achieve such a status level that they have their very own scruffy, Caucasian singer on retainer just to sing the hooks on their songs.

At the recent award show, Kanye West's Trophy Hook Singer, Bon Iver, really hit it off with Chance the Rapper's new Trophy Hook Singer, Francis and the Lights.

by WolfmanChi May 31, 2016

Disney Channel Singer Syndrome

When Disney tries to make an actor from one of their TV shows a popular singer by drowning their voice in autotune and giving them stupidly simple, generic lyrics to sing backed by forgettable, horrible instrumentals. Most of the time these efforts fail spectacularly and the victims are dumped by the company shortly after. Notable victims include Ross Lynch, Chyna Anne McClain, and Zendaya. The only survivor: Selena Gomez, who has had 11 top 40 hits, 5 of them hitting the top 10. Unfortunately, most of these songs suck.

Girl 1: "Have you heard Bella Thorne's new single, 'TTYLXOX'?

Girl 2: "No way, she suffers from Disney Channel Singer Syndrome."

by Arboretum July 16, 2016

scissor sister

Two lady rug munchers decide to rug rub by opening up their legs and sliding into each others V till their vaginas meet and then go for gold!

Two of the ladies bean flicking team crept to a quiet outpost and duly slid between each others legs and rubbed the good rub.

by Fountain of Knowledge July 22, 2005

Sister Lulu

A good-natured nickname used for younger sisters.

Oh, Sister Lulu (getting your sister's attention).

by DrakeDrakeIV June 7, 2009

UR SISTER MISTER

The most destructive comeback to date. Only to be used in very dire situations. (Can be used if target doesn't have a sister)

Joe: ur mom gay
Tim: no u
Joe: UR DAD LESBIAN

Tim: UR GRANNY TRANNY
Joe: UR PAPPY TRAPPY
Tim: UR SISTER MISTER
*At this point time ceases to exist. The very fabric of the universe has be torn to shreds, the entire 3rd dimension is incinerated and all life on earth ceases to exist*

by lazer unicorn March 14, 2018

your sister a mister

your sister a mister is possibly the worst insult ever created. It will destroy an entire dimension whenever it is used. Another language had to be made to create this phrase, and this is the rough translation. Calling someone's sibling trans is easily worse than Your mom gay, Your dad lesbian, Your granny tranny and Ur grandpap a trap are hardly insults copared to your sister a mister.

God: Are you a little bitch?
Me: Your sister a mister
God: *Fucking dies on the spot

by Diamond_Doofus May 11, 2018