Simon

A hard man with a good heart. Aways being to harsh but lovely at the same time.

Anonymous: "Why are you crying Simon?"
Simon: "I'm not crying, I just have something in my eye"

by IDK1907 September 23, 2012

Simon

Meaning 1: The word used to describe someone who is extremely awesome.
Meaning 2: The title of someone who's importance is greater than the king.

1. Mick Jagger is so Simon.
2. The Simon of England would like to see you sir.

by Anonymous Pukeko November 3, 2014

Simon Whistler

A synonym for egg.

Also the host of the Today I Found Out Youtube channel.

I am hungry, I will eat a Simon Whistler

by eggboy911 June 21, 2017

Simone

A really great friend who always makes you feel happy when your down. A nice girl who never says what she thinks but always shows it and loves to mess around. She is an overall great y’all who deserves way more then she thinks

Nice woman Simone lololol

by :) no fuck you April 4, 2019

Simon

Simon is a sexy beast. Any girl will fall for him. His eyes and smile are beatiful and is popular. Is one of the sweetest guys you'll meet when you get to know them. Can keep a secret and will never let you go. Do not let a simon go.

Can I be like Simon?

by 1234332123 January 11, 2016

Simone

Simone a kind teacher of the life locked with keys and spells, guardian of the Goddess and an Ancient of times passed, a kindled spirit that lights up my life with care love and compassion. The ultimate enchanting goddess of helping finding balance of the univers.

Simone

by Saints&Sinners July 25, 2017

Simona Halep

Romanian tennis player (born 27, November 1991)

That made a really bad decision, by getting a breast-reduction surgery.

Those massive natural boobs, were amazing.

Removing massive boobs with superficial reasons, like back pain, sport enhancement, pornographic looking boobs, life threatening or others.

No way you are going to "Simona Halep" on me!!

I know your back hurts baby, but you can´t "Simona Halep" it.

by ThaMax July 11, 2010