by jac212212 January 24, 2009
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by Betsy rockhopper September 14, 2019
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by crazybob541 January 6, 2014
Get the Two-Shoe Cadillac mug.Similar to an eyegasm, it is when one sees the most amazing/stunning/beautiful pair of shoes imaginable, producing a shoegasm. Term originated from Sex and the City
by stealacceptance April 12, 2006
Get the Shoegasm mug.usually done by a maori. they will take your shoes, or any white persons shoes, then either deface them and wear them, or deface them only to return them later, where you will most probably not want to wear them.
"a shoe thief stole my shoes and put blue vivid dots round the edges...i dont wear them anymore"
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by dope_uffie December 19, 2007
Get the shoe thief mug.The Shoe Event Horizon is an economic theory that draws a correlation between the level of economic (and emotional) depression of a society and the number of shoe shops the society has.
The theory is summarized as such: as a society sinks into depression, the people of the society need to cheer themselves up by buying themselves gifts. This is usually done through the purchase of shoes. As more money is spent on shoes, more shoe shops are built, and the quality of the shoes begins to diminish. This makes people buy more shoes.
The above turns into a vicious cycle, the end result being that other industries begin to falter.
Eventually the titular Shoe Event Horizon is reached, where the only type of store economically viable to build is a shoe shop. At this point, society ceases to function, and the economy collapses, sending a world into ruin.
The theory is summarized as such: as a society sinks into depression, the people of the society need to cheer themselves up by buying themselves gifts. This is usually done through the purchase of shoes. As more money is spent on shoes, more shoe shops are built, and the quality of the shoes begins to diminish. This makes people buy more shoes.
The above turns into a vicious cycle, the end result being that other industries begin to falter.
Eventually the titular Shoe Event Horizon is reached, where the only type of store economically viable to build is a shoe shop. At this point, society ceases to function, and the economy collapses, sending a world into ruin.
The population of the planet Brontitall was forced to evolve into bird-like creatures in order to survive the result of the shoe event horizon.
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