on a message board, a thread where the threadstarter seems like they're sounding serious when it's total sarcasm. this is where people catch feelings and fail to realize it was only a joke.
threadstarter's topic: marijuana has been legalized all around the world (with extensive made-up but believable details)
posters: SAY WORD!!!!!!!!
knowledgable poster: lol it's a shock thread you fucking idiots
posters: SAY WORD!!!!!!!!
knowledgable poster: lol it's a shock thread you fucking idiots
by lamont coleman December 12, 2007
A site that is created for offending/shocking or otherwise to gross out people with a repeating pornographic/gay porn/eating poop or other gross animation. Most shock sites does not contain bad words on its URL that will make people suspect that is a bad site. People send shock sites to their friends to trick them. The most common way is to say "free PowerPoint templates, go to www.pressurespot.com." Some sites redirects to shock sites, some viruses/JavaScript hijack your home page to a shock site. Meatspin is a shock site with full of links for other shock sites. There are also tubgirl, creampie, lemonparty.org.
by SandaimeSpaceMan March 04, 2008
The brief moment of panic when you do a bright orange piss having completely forgotten that you took a Berocca.
'I think my kidneys may have shut down. I had a lot to drink yesterday and my piss is bright yellow...'
'Don't panic, this sounds like a possible case of Berocca shock.'
'ah yes...'
'Don't panic, this sounds like a possible case of Berocca shock.'
'ah yes...'
by scarramanga October 06, 2009
by macsam98 June 02, 2021
A shock bag like a shocker, but for men: First two fingers in the ass, and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
Kalvin: Why is Greg crying?
Natdog: He got a shock bag!
Kalvin: Shock bag?
Natdog: Two in the stink and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
Natdog: He got a shock bag!
Kalvin: Shock bag?
Natdog: Two in the stink and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
by danns April 14, 2015
The moment when a soloist first plays a piece with a full orchestra and has his/her mind blown by the incredible sound. Usually accompanying symptoms include soiling of pants in response to said sound.
Guy 1: Hey what's wrong with Bill?
Guy 2: He just finished playing a piano concerto with an orchestra and he's still recovering from orchestra shock.
Guy 2: He just finished playing a piano concerto with an orchestra and he's still recovering from orchestra shock.
by ~AContributor~ December 05, 2011
by Secret mic secret November 08, 2017