Sheffort

A shortening of Shit effort - Sheffort

Mate you just pulled such a sheffort!

by Polly Pocket 1000 May 25, 2011

shmeaglet

Very small penis

The boy on the fourth floor named Xay has a shmeaglet

by shlongboy20 January 19, 2016

Shamefuck

the one you sneak around to fuck, most likely somewhere that you are not known. you make a pact with her not to tell anyone because this is your Shamefuck

This girl was so {ugly but had a banging body, so I had her to meet me in a dark} alley and had my way with her, Sometimes ugly pussy is the best, because they will do most things that you want in bed This Shamefuck must be kept secret

by Fact One February 29, 2016

Shme-Mole

The use of a Marijuana dab pen and an E-Cig at the same time.

" Yo Trevor can I borrow your Juul? I want to take some Shme-Moles."

by OG LETTUCE SO=K February 6, 2019

Shmeal

Halfway between a shnack and a meal. For when you're hungry and a shnack isn't enough and a full meal is too much so you go the happy medium, a shmeal.

I'm pretty hungry I'm gonna go make a late night shmeal.

by newlevel2020 July 22, 2020

dirty sheffy

When during sex with an angry woman you get her to stick her finger in your boney ass and get her to sing david bowie songs to you while you masterbate

I'm gonna get that moody bitch to give me a dirty sheffy

by Carl Pritchard June 12, 2023

Shme

You only have the right to say shme when your dodgnig a fast object.

Grandpa throws a cane at you.....Shme! and duck out of the way.

Your broter shoots a stressbal at you at like 40 km.......shme! and get the fuck out of the way!

by Get In My Car I Got Candy January 20, 2009