Under The Sheen

Being under the influence of Charlie Sheen

Friend 1- Here dude you drive I drank too much.

Friend 2- Man no. Its like the car just -just cant handle me. If i were to get in that car and attempt to drive it the world would implode. Its just like that. Thats life

Friend 3- He's under the sheen. Lock him in a padded room

and we can wait to see if its reversible.

Person- That is so bitchin'

Cop- Sir, have you had anything to drink tonight? Im gonna need for you to breath into this.

Man- No i cant. Do you know what my breath would do if i breathed on that thing? It would probably kill you and all of your family. And maybe even every single person in the world.
Cop- Im gonna give you a ticket for being under the sheen, and then take you to an insane asylum.

by Marty's Tshirt April 21, 2011

semen demon

one who is a bandit of man juice and uses it for the purpose of dark and sinister purposes

watch out for the semen demon (aka geoff critzer) he shall rob your clean sheets

by semen demon and frank the tank November 11, 2003

dumb as Charlie Sheen

Stupid, dull-witted. The complete absence of rational thought or any potential for rational thought. The lowest possible level on the intelligence scale. A fucktard.

Student: Professor, this formaldehyde soaked frog I'm dissecting is dumber than Charlie Sheen.

Professor: Son, the correct expression is 'Dumb as Charlie Sheen' . It's not possible to be dumber than Charlie Sheen.

by needlenoots September 19, 2009

Semen Sunrise

When a woman is asleep, you blow your baby batter in her hand. Then you wake her up by tickling her face. When she goes to scratch her "itch", she gets your special sauce all in her face.

Lindsay was asleep on the couch when Nate came up and gave her a Semen Sunrise.

by Shartz December 28, 2007

Sheena

1. One who specializes in interpretive dancing and other various activities.

2. One who likes to hide things all for world domination.

3. A famous celebrity

4. A model

"That chick is an amazing dancer..... such a Sheena!"
"What an odd preformance.... must have been done by a Sheena"

"My axe is missing..... let's blame it on the Sheenas!"

"Paparazzi! Over there.... look theres a Sheena!"
"Sheena looks great on the red carpet!"

"Yoo, can i get your autograph, you look like a Sheena?"
"Are you a Sheena.... I think I saw you in a commercial or magazine?"

by footballplayerforlife May 23, 2009

Charlie Sheen-it up

To party hardcore. Usually involves 20 year old pornstars and escorts, suitcases of cocaine and ending in police interference.

Craig: "so what are you doing this weekend guy?"
Bob: "Throwing a party. Gonna invite like 5 pornstars and get my boy to bring the suitcase full of coke"
Craig: "Damn son, you're really gonna Charlie Sheen-it up"
Bob "Word I am"

by maximumcarters February 18, 2011

Charlie Sheen

Throwing a 36-hour house party with a pornstar, in which you watch 3-hours worth of porn, only to critique it and do a suit-case of cocaine, collapsing and being rushed to a hospital. You then spend the next couple of days of your life in rehab trying to put the pieces back together.

Anthony: Yo what happened bro? I haven't seen you in a month! Last time I saw you, you locked yourself in a room with a porn star carrying a suit case.

Henry: Yeah man, I still don't remember what happened! That's what I get for pulling off a Charlie Sheen...

by HeaDak3 February 21, 2011