top shelf 

Of high quality.

Theis drink has a premium price because it's made with top shelf liquor.

top shelf by Ken Blair July 2, 2004

on the shelf 

if someone, especially a woman, is on the shelf, they are not married and people now believe they are too old to get married I was afraid.

my daughter would never find a husband, that she'd be left on the shelf.

on the shelf by Langfreak October 4, 2016

front shelf disease 

the inability to see something right in front of you

-where the hell is the peanut butter?
-right in front of you
-FUCK front shelf disease

front shelf disease by Geoff January 2, 2006

THE Shelf 

The female gluteal fold that shows itself when wearing a pair of fine ass jorts. (Underass equivalent of the underboob).

Yo, me and my bros, Eddie, Wood, and Buddy were opening up a set around Budapest on independence day and popped from 6 to midnight from all the shelf milling about.

THE Shelf by Jesty25 August 24, 2015

Skeet Shelf 

A skeet shelf is an abnormally large or overly large portion of the forehead. Usually flat, a skeet shelf is used in most cases during oral foreplay, but can be used to finish upon as well.

This broad had a huge skeet shelf.

Skeet Shelf by Lucas Beam February 24, 2008

Penis Shelf 

Penis shelf is where you go to store your penis in the basement after you get married. A cold dark dusty shelf where things no longer of use are stored.

My buddy Freddie Goldheart used to slay so many gals , now that he is married his johnson is in the basement on the penis shelf

Now that I'm married I guess I will retire my johnson to the penis shelf

Penis Shelf by Metroid22 January 22, 2022

Your mom is a shelf 

Your mom is a shelf

Your mom is a shelf

Your mom is a shelf by Your Mom Is A Shelf March 1, 2020