Definitions by Jesty25

THE Shelf 

The female gluteal fold that shows itself when wearing a pair of fine ass jorts. (Underass equivalent of the underboob).

Yo, me and my bros, Eddie, Wood, and Buddy were opening up a set around Budapest on independence day and popped from 6 to midnight from all the shelf milling about.

THE Shelf by Jesty25 August 24, 2015

Gas Station Salad 

The act of tossing some salad and the receiver of said salad tossing passes gas in your face. This act not only tastes and smells like a salad bought at a gas station, it also has the same degrading effect on your intestines.

I took Barbara out for a nice seafood dinner, and all I ended up with was a gas station salad.

Gas Station Salad by Jesty25 April 12, 2015