Shartled

When you get spooked and end up violently shitting yourself

Randy: Dude I went home with a girl last night and she was sitting on my face, but her roommate walked in and she got scared and accidently shat on my face. It was so disgusting I couldn't believe it!
Bob: Dude calm down she just got shartled. Not like she did it on purpose.

by MyWordsAreWeird April 23, 2023

sharticane

when you and a friend shart at the same time and it comes together to form a hurricane

person 1: do you see this weather we’re having

person 2: yeah i heard (name) and (name) formed a sharticane…

by dickbiggerthanthesun December 27, 2023

shartlicker

Shartlicker is where something or someone licks a shart with their tongue. it probably can be used as an insult

"you stupid shartlicker!!"

by egc01 December 28, 2023

Shartpleaser

Someone who takes pleasure in leisurely sharting, usually within the security of their own home.

I look in the window to see a shartpleaser giggling as she continuously starts.

by abc chicken January 31, 2024

Shartmicker

When you’re eating someone out and they shart in your mouth and then you lick it

“Yeah I was going down on Daqueque and she shartmickered”

by popiolovne February 23, 2024

sharticus

someone's cart

"yo can I hit the sharticus?"
"fs twizzy"

by therealjohnathancena March 19, 2024

shartlette

A person who is a mass bread eater and has sharticles in their underpants. Also they hate foul language and the use of the word "goon". Commonly an enjoyer of childish movies and yells at everyone when they get stressed.

"Yo that guy is such a Shartlette"

by shartlette shartington February 7, 2025