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sharded

When you go to fart and a little shit comes out instead
Lets go man I just Sharded in my pants!!
by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004
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gone pear-shaped

When something potentially good has gone disastrously wrong. Similar to "taking a turn for the worst" or going "pete tong".
"It all went pear-shaped for England when that shavne headed fool stepped up for the first pen, innit".
by Andy Cooke June 28, 2004
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Shardine

Taking a dump in a friend's toilet and closing the lid without flushing, similar to a sardine in a can.
Aw damn! Jon was over last night and used the upstairs bathroom. He left me a fuckin' shardine!
by JermBoy May 31, 2010
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shakeda

You are spiritually intense and can sting or charm. Your name brings love and new starts into life and attracts money. In business, you are the creator and promoter of original ideas and usually enjoy considerable financial success.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
Dependable, very down-to-earth and well grounded, you are always looking for meaningful work, a career where you can take pride in your work and do the best job you are capable of. Your prime desire is to build protected and secure environment at home and at work. You can be very persuasive in achieving goals and gaining objectives. You can be very detailed and well-organized and possess great organizational skills. At times you may appear too stubborn and overly critical to others, but your practical approach to life and productivity makes you one of the most beneficent members of community.
Shakeda is a very determined woman.
by Classydivalady December 21, 2016
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shardanae

A resilient and beautifully made female that has endured many trials and tribulations,but overcomes all, sometimes abusive , at first she is stand offish but when your friends with her, she is always there for you. Unfortunately, she's not a big family person, she rather be around folks that can't judge her based off her past. If she has children, they are her strength and focus.
by Shardanae December 18, 2017
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U-shaped

I saw a dog get hit by a car and it was U-shaped.
by Stacy Jo March 24, 2008
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dump shamed

Dump shaming is the act of blowing the can at work in an unmistakebly upward direction whilst your unsuspecting coworkers listen on in shame... unbeknownst that such an audibly rouchous dump could ever be taken by a human being.
"I was in the 1st floor shitter and was dump shamed so bad I cried a little."
by Rocketguy94 August 29, 2017
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