Sexting Buddy

Someone you always sext when your horny. They sext you whenever your horny. May involve pictures, may not.

Usually involves many winks

Girl:Hey Sexting Buddy ;)
Guy:Are you wanting me as much as I am wanting you? ;)
Girl:Maybe a bit more ;)

....

.....

Gets a bit more...detailed after that

by hannveggiefreak August 16, 2011

sextremely

–adverb
in an extreme degree with sexual implications.

You look sextremely nice in that dress.

by Eh Bee February 17, 2010

sexth sense

It's a kind of intuition linked to sexual matters it makes the person guess people's sexual capacities among other things.

My sexth sense tells me he's got a tiny penis!

by I_zzi April 16, 2014

Sextard

Sexual Retard; Homosexual, either male or female. Someone who has not developed enough sexually to enjoy sex with a partner of the opposite sex. Something wrong, sexually, that causes a man to place his penis inside another man's butt, or vis versa. Sextarded women are lesbians who have been raped or haven't completely developed sexually, thus causing them to only have sexual relations with women or girls.

Stop saying "that's so gay" when you really mean Johnny's a sextard.

Look at that sextard - something's got to be really screwed up in his head to like getting a man's dick in his anus.

Suzie can give good head if she concentrates, but she's really a sextarded lesbian who would rather be lick'n twat.

by Ricardovitz October 5, 2009

Sextraordinary

someone who has great skills in bed, who can provide an extraordinary performance.

"Explain me once again why you're still hangin' out with him.
What can I say? In bed he's fantastic, Sextraordinary!"

by Novocaina October 29, 2009

sextus maximus

(definition) Sextus maximus is a position in kama sutra, invented by a couple of school boys having visions of making a pornographic movie in their future, based on this theme. The sextus maximus involves one girl and six guys, each a professional pornographic actor. The girl is penetrated by one man in the vagina, one man in the anal hole, is giving head to another, is receiving a 'boobjob' from another, and is masturbating the other two men. Hence the name, sextus (six) (also homo-phonic for sex) maximus (signifying large gangbang or orgy).

(situation) The movie would be set in the Ancient Roman era, and the girl is the wife of Julius Caesar. The six men are out to murder the Emperor, and the girl offers to reinact the 'Sextus Maximus' to save her husband's life. They perform the move, and when the six senators have finished with her, they still murder Caesar as she has changed her mind because she believes the six men were excellent at doing what they did.

'Somebody call for a hooker?'
'Yeah, how much for a thirty minute sextus maximus?"

by ItalianStallion30 March 18, 2010

sextorney

Legal counsel in a court of sex. Coined by Homer Simpson in Miranda-based pre-sex talk with Marge.

"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of sex. You have the right to the presence of a sextorney..."
-Homer Simpson

by Baller-Ass Nigga September 16, 2004