Seeing the Wizard

In the military, particularly at a military school, one "see's the wizard" when sleep deprived and worked to great physical and mental exhaustion. "Seeing the wizard" can refer to a hallucination (often with NVG), or passing out cold in the middle of an exercise or a ruck march. Seeing the Wizard is not something you want to do, because you've effectively been rendered incapable of properly performing any tasks ; and if you haven't seen the wizard, your instructor probably knows plenty of people that have.

*The Joe's at ranger school*

Joe 1: man, I'm tired. I haven't slept for three days straight.

Joe 2: Tell me about it. I think someone in our squad is going through our stuff and stealing the shit tickets out of the MRE's, too.

Joe 3: Yeah, and all those monkeys with hats swinging from those trees way off are really bothering me.

Joe 2: ...What?

Joe 1: Don't mind him. He's seeing the wizard.

*During forced march*
Joe 1: Have you seen PVT POG around? Did he fall out?
Jane: Yeah, he walked off the path a mile back and then went to see the wizard.

by travmagi December 14, 2019

seeing other people

1: Cheating on.

Girl: Well you know... I've been seeing other people-

Boy: fuck off you slut

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

Fattention seeking

'Fattention seeking' is an attention seeker on Facebook who posts up a status telling the world how they feel if they are ill, upset, angry or hurt because no one, in the real world really cares about them so they have to post it in hope that someone online would and when someone actually gives a shit, they give a pointless reply and you're like thinking why did they bother posting it up?

Girl 1: " FFS!"

Girl 2: "you alright hun?"

Girl 1: "Yeah I'm Ok"

Girl 2: " were you Fattention seeking?"

Girl 1: "How dare you bitch about me"

Girl 3: "inbox me!!"

Girl 1: "it's alright now"

Girl 2: " you're such a fattention seeker"

by cuz x3 November 10, 2011

Skeeving

V. When someone, usually a bitch girl, is in a group setting and conitinues to electronically message and whisper to her other bitch friends that are also skeevers. They stay alone in the corner and do not participate in the group in any way, shape or form. They feel as though they are superior to the fellow bitches of the room. However, they are mistaken. Skeevers have no true friends and remain so prude that they will never experience a happy moment in their dying and pitiful excuses for lives. This is otherwise seen as a common practice by the prudest bitches to sadly show thier faces to other people that are so fed up with thier skeeving actions.

WARNING: Any attention or drunk hook up with these girls will result in immediate spread and expansion of the skeeving problem because they crave attention and usually fake drunkeness in order to perpetuate thier self image that is so incredibly wrong it is unbelievable.

That party last night blew ass chunks because those skeeving bitches wouldnt stop messaging each other and gossiping about thier boring lives.

by Anti-skeeving Boyz May 28, 2010

seeing-eye dog

While giving yourself a retarded stranger your hand may need a little guidance or extra power. When aid is given by the prominant hand by grabbing the wrist a seeing-eye dog is being preformed.

While Joe was giving himself a retarded stranger his forearm began to cramp and he was forced to do a seeing-eye dog to finish.

by Duff McGee December 4, 2005

seeping dragon

An annual event on the Chinese New Year. It is when a girl spreads her asshole apart and volatile fluids (semen, blood, anal leakage, mudbutt, and other unnamed substances) seep out into the mouths of no more than 3-4 young men. After 15-20 seconds of gargling, the young men spray the fluids back at the face of the Chinese woman in an occulting manor. For professional seeping dragoners, they can ejaculate on the Chinese woman's petite knockers while spraying her face.

Woman: "Go gather no more than 2-3 of your buddies and we will go do a seeping dragon back at my place."
Man: "Aight sounds good, but you better lay out on you stomach so nothing seeps out of your asshole."

by CrippledAndBroken69 December 15, 2010

Soft-Serving It

To achieve orgasm without erection.

"I didn't want anyone to see that I had a hard on, so I was soft-serving it."

by Sex Faulkner November 14, 2006