Scuffin Muffin

The technical definition of the opposite of butterface: a member of the more feminine sex who's face is more attractive than her body.

Guy A: "You know that girl Lindsay Lohan? Dude, she is the only girl to ever transfer left to right along the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)."
Guy B: "In what way?"
Guy A: "Well her body was really smoking, and her face wasn't that great in comparison, but when she did drugs, she went all emaciated sudanese on us and her face never looked better by comparison."

by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010

butt stuffing

when a girl stuffs her pants with cotton (or paper) because she doesn't think her ass is big enough.

she uses butt stuffing because she didn't think her ass was big enough!

by Joe Winko July 15, 2010

Stuffing

1. A thanksgiving food

2. Blowing a fat load over some dumb bitches asshole, then making a fist and shoving the cum into her wide asshole.

I was stuffing this blonde big assed chick and she was screaming and moaning, then a bismarcked her and said, "Mrs. Donlon, shut your slut ass up, before your downsyndrome husband wakes his retarded ass up."

by GODZILLA COCK 69 March 1, 2003

cock stuffing

Unexplained phenomena your ex-boyfriend does in an ill fated bid to win you back. Usually involves a lobe taper and the lubricant he uses to masturbate, to which he inserts into his urethra. The element of surprise oftentimes disallows the lube. May indicate possible homosexual tendencies. Can be strangely fascinating for some people.

ex-BF: thanks for bringing my Esteban guitar, amp and instructional dvd set
ex-GF: no prob, bye
ex-BF: so are you seeing anyone? *poor attempt at cock stuffing accompanied with clumsy stroking*
ex-GF: not cool. *swallows vomit*

by Scarred Eyeballs October 1, 2007

stuffing socks

The act of a woman aplying a tampon.

Crap, I just saw my gurlie stuffing socks!

by blahblahboy March 7, 2009

nose stuffing

v.

1. Snorting coke.

Skeezer's in the back, stuffing his nose.

by Sommy July 10, 2004

Musket Stuffing

Having anal sex when a girl is on her period and accidentally pull out too far and blindly thrust back into her, hitting her vagina, and stuffing her tampon deep inside of her.

I was taking her from behind and I accidentally went into the hole that was temporary out of commission and ended up musket stuffing her!

by Pebbleman June 26, 2014