screen shopping

the online version of window shopping. Since the recession less people buy stuff online and go screen shopping instead. Fun thing to do when you're a broke ass.

cube dweller one to cube dweller two: are you really going to buy anything off that website or are you just screen shopping?

cube dweller two: *sigh* just screen shopping for now

by pr0mqueen June 24, 2009

fuck you screen

the "privacy" screen that people put on their blackberries so people can not see what they are doing, or writing to people. it is called this because it is just a huge fuck you to the other people around you.

Greg: Yo what're you saying to that girl? Oh right I can't see because you have a fuck you screen on. Asshole.

by marieguana August 14, 2010

screen toucher

a person that when talking about something on the computer screen continually touches the screen and smudges it up.

"dude stop touching my screen, you are such a screen toucher"

by anthony perritano October 22, 2008

Green screen

Something you shouldn't wear green in front of

"Ahhh!!! It's a floating head! Why would Tina wear green in front of that green screen?!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

lost at the select screen

1. Choosing low tier characters

2. Choosing the wrong groove

3. Choosing any of the OTHER 48 characters in MvC2

"LOL SERVBOT?? LOST AT SELECT SCREEN!!"

"Dude you are gonna get so reamed, you basically lost at the select screen."

"S groove?"

by Tweakumz July 8, 2003

Screen Watcher

A person who while participating in a game of Halo looks at his opponents screen to gain unfiar advantage. This is considered an extremelty "gay" tactic by seasoned halo players. When discovered, screen watchers should be promply shot in the head.

"Hey Strode, if you don't stop being a screen watcher, I'll pop a cap in yo ass"

by John Dominy August 21, 2007

screenjacker

A video game player who looks at an opponent's television, monitor, or display to gain information on their whereabouts or game status.

Every time we play Doom, I catch Tim glancing toward my screen. He is such a screenjacker.

by Oden Nauticus January 24, 2005