Scrouching

When a dog cowars.

You scared the dog and now he is scrouching.

by ShadowKC913 November 13, 2011

scotchin

to hang up random bizarre pictures in conspicuous places. Word derived from scotch tape used to hang said pictures

"Heebee Joe man, you scotchin?"
"Yeehay i just found this fandangalicious picto of Somma somma and little frants eatin a hoobie pie!"
"Thats scotchin'!put that up on my locker!"

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 19, 2003

ball scratching

What a Pakistani cricketer does and thinks its parts of the rules when playing Cricket, when it is clearly against the rules of Cricket.

Past notorious cheats of cricket include:

Mohammed Asif (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shoaib Akhtar (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shahid Afridi (ball scratching)

Aussie: Hey paki why u ball scratching?

Paki: Its part of the rules, cricket jihad handbook. This is how we won T20 World cup.

by AussieOyeOye February 1, 2010

slothing

The act of having sexual intercourse with a person in the 'doggie style' position whilst leaning one's chest on their back with arms dangling down, much like a sloth.

I looked over and Cam was full slothing this chick.

by fulltime slother April 25, 2012

slitching

verb: to make an incision on a body, animal or human and have intercourse in the opening of the wound.

Thomas was slitching Sanchez. Causing severe damage in the abdominal region. Thus leading to severe bleeding from severe internal, and external hemoraging. followed by balls deep penetration. The result of the victim was death.

by Elroy Waits June 22, 2008

Scratching the McCain Bus

A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in August 2008.

Man, I was so horny the other day even scratching the McCain Bus didn't help relieve the tension.

by Stringer57 October 18, 2008

Slouching Red Eye Gay

Someone that slouches and get piss off easily to kids wearing caps specially black ones. Someone with reddish ugly eyes (seems that he's watching male to male porn each night, I can tell by just looking at his ridiculous eyes), walk and talk like an abnormal child (autistic, mongoloid, special child). Pretends that he's smart even not. With also a very bad taste on fashion. And he's gay.

Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Hey, you take off that cap or I'll suck your dick.
Boy: Yeah right, okay-okay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Show some respect to me even though I suck dicks. *Cries and walk away*
Boy: Damn, that slouching red eye gay, have been watching male to male porn again, tsk tsk.

by stainsonkeyboards187 June 25, 2009