Schemmerage

When you hemorrhage a massive, custard like consistency, foul smelling feces in your pants

"After she had a burrito from Chipotle, she Schemmeraged her knickers"

by Shadow7979 October 2, 2017

scheepisch

Pseudo-German for "sheepish" meaning timid especially in the political climate.

Stop being scheepisch be a leader not a follower!

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg May 18, 2018

Shempling

a shempling is an offspring of Shemp. Shemp was a "Stooge" after Curly.

I can't believe this guy....what a "Shempling".

by bot51 June 9, 2018

schemiest

whomever is the most schemey

i.e. Jack is the schemiest bitch alive.

by toonce’s tuccis July 28, 2019

schema hormintz

The "schema hormintz" is executed when you are hiding in your own smoke to confuse the enemy players. It is used in the videogame "Counter Strike Global Offensive"

Did you see what s1mple just did?
Yeah, it's called schema hormintz, 200iq play if you ask me.

by PlayboiZsolti December 2, 2020

Schumper

A shirt that's stitched into a jumper.

Have you seen Dave? That cunts definitely wearing a schumper.

by Bank and bonk boabby May 5, 2021

scheme cleaners

'scheme cleaners' are those that have nothing better else to do than just scheme on people that have something profitable that they want to obtain. They're most known as 'meth heads' that go on the prowl in the wee hours hoping to scheme anyone or anything out of something they want.

"hey man, I heard the owner of that store has a safe that can be gotten".
"Naw man, you haven't heard? " Those fking ' schemes of friends of yours done got everything worth value "

"Fucking 'Scheme Cleaners'..."

by Nevarerom September 23, 2021