salmon turd

despite flushing the pan, a log manages to swim back upstream to welcome you the following morning

jesus fiona. we have a salmon turd yet again!

by julian keen May 16, 2006

salmon

When you walk up behind someone and you flail your arm between there legs near the genitals, imitating the act of catching a salmon by hand.

Everyone was giving Lenny Hi 5's while I went behind him and gave him the salmon.

by Lenny Smith July 25, 2008

samsonite

Someone with baggage, either emotional or physical.

Joe: She's hot.
Pete: She's also a Samsonite.
Joe: Kids?
Pete: Two.
{pause}
Joe: She's a MILF.

by CarmCarm January 8, 2007

Salmon Creek Big Bud

Also known as Salmon Creek, it is one of the premeir chronic marijuanas available. Known for it's abnormally large cola's, SCBB earns the Big Bud of it's name.

"I bought a joint of this Salmon Creek Big Bud and couldn't even finish the joint."

by Colbs,,, October 16, 2008

Salmonella

a breed of cross-dressing salmon that now go by the name "ella". despite their proper upbringing as male salmon, they now prefer that you refer to them as Salmonella.

chuck: "check it out dude i caught a SALMONELLA!"
bob: "how the flying shit did you do that chuck?!"
chuck: "easy, fished in the sluttiest part of the reef. ;)"
bob: "niiiice, high five man!"

Lief Erickson: "Tharr she blows! Give me the net and let me catch some of this grade A salmonella. hinguh dinguh durrhen!"

by spankycookie November 17, 2010

simmonesque

To drink a lot in the privacy of your own room before going out to either a party or your friends room.

Person A: "How much did you drink last night?"

Person B: "I had like 8 shots before i came to your room"

Person A: "Wow, how simmonesque of you"

by Frank Fioretti April 25, 2008

Simmone

Look in the mirror, what do you see? I’ll tell you: you’re looking at someone who is almost certainly inferior in every way to one of - if not THE - baddest bitch in the Milky Way galaxy. They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but once you see a Simmone, you’ll BEHOLDIN your jaw cause it just hit the ground at terminal velocity.

Bitches: wow, I look okay toda-
Everyone: Quit, you look like a boiled egg; where is Simmone at

by notchrisdontlookatme January 29, 2020