ömer sami 

patates

ömer sami is my patates

ömer sami by iloveomersami September 4, 2017

bu sami 

a behemoth of lard accumulated over centuries of time from the vast nations across the world. Legend has it he is the one of the only beings to survive the ice age through the amount of fat stored in him that acted as a source of preservation. Do not venture of in the wilderness alone as he as been spotted to repeatedly force himself onto prey, thrusting hard before going for the groin with his canines. the Bu Sami is built similar to an orangutan except he is four times the size

Yo dawg that double supreme special has me feeling bu sami'd up in this bitch

bu sami by rte22 December 16, 2020

mohammed sami

a cool guy good at dragon ball legends but a very gay goofball A yung yute who could also smack anyone up

ah that guy mohammed sami is a real goofball innit?
yeah

mohammed sami by zakashi community manager January 11, 2021

Halo Sami 

Always plays Halo. Usually declines invitations outside. Loves to create excuses when asked out, on the prethesis of just playing video games. Likes to take a piss out of other's life, like it's a Call of Duty chat, tho in reality people aren't like that.

What a fucking loser.

Shut up Halo Sami, this isn't a Cod chat.
Assburger.

Halo Sami by Jukseli February 13, 2021

Salvation Sami 

Salvations are natural alpha males. They have no need or desire to impress. Even just their presence is enough to make your girlfriend contemplate breaking up with you. Salvations are born to throw hands and are also born with three legs 👀. They are usually tall, brown and always ready to throw down. Nonetheless, they like keeping to themselves and enjoy their peace and quiet. So don't be mislead, or you'll meet his third leg.
They live by one saying,
#Try Jesus not me, cause I throw hands.

Salvation Sami is Handsome

Salvation Sami by CzZuP November 23, 2021

Bad sami 

Sami, Sami is an annoying kid who doesn’t shut up! He loves talking and making things worse by opening his mouth. He thinks he’s the best in the world but really isn’t. He also thinks calling people short will make his d!ck any longer, sorry Sami but it’s the opposite <3 All hail on hating sami!

We hate bad sami!!

Bad sami by brunetteluver January 20, 2022

Dirty Sami 

When you friend pretends they screen share something cool and they screenshare por*!

When you are sexually connected to a door
When your muted in a call with your friends and your secretly masturbating
When your friend decides to abuse you sexually and mentally for no reason at all

Charlie is doing a Dirty Sami

Dirty Sami by SmartDirtyLiam January 23, 2023