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Taylor Swift'd

When giving sexual pleasure to another person (male or female) and they stop you to tell you that some from a past sexual encounters was better then you at said act and then they let you finish what you were doing to them.
Last night I went down on him and he stopped me and said "I'm gonna let you finish but Kim gave the best head ever"
I never been so taylor swift'd before.
Taylor Swift'd by Jb3oh3 September 16, 2009
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Phil Swift 

"When the 1,000 year war against Satan and his army of demons versus the Archangel Micheal and his legion of angels is over, a being of great power will be born to fix the broken earth."
Revelations 6 verse 9
"Thats a lotta damage! How about a little more?"
Phil Swift , 2015
Phil Swift by therealdonaldSUCC November 7, 2018

Mampi Swift 

A legendary drum & bass DJ and head of Charge Recordings who started his career in the early 90s. Known for very technical and precise mixing as well as being able to drop multiple tracks at the same time known as double- or tripledrops (depends on the number of tracks).
The DJ was on fire, dropping five tunes at the same time like Mampi Swift!
Mampi Swift by ben masters June 27, 2013

jesus swift 

a good person (jesus) and a 🐍 (taylor swift)
"i'm sorry the old jesus swift can't come to the phone right now."
jesus swift by youredisappointing August 31, 2017

Taylor Swift Effect 

The Taylor Swift Effect is a phenomenon which occurred after Taylor Swift released her first album. Upon hearing this album, every girl between the ages of 11-20 who knew a few chords on an acoustic guitar declared themselves a singer-songwriter began to write billions of generic songs about breakups and jealousy, even if they had no singing ability or talent whatsoever. This phenomenon is still occurring today, and will continue for several years, until a new singer comes along that changes the trend from breakups to some new bland and generic topic.
"I went to a coffee house last night, and 90% of the performers were teenage girls singing crappy 3 chord songs about boys who blew them off."

"Classic Taylor Swift Effect bro. Get used to it, it's gonna be a while."
Taylor Swift Effect by Psas2 March 6, 2010

Phil Swift 

A True God
Phil swift is the most helpful man on earth
Phil Swift by .u August 25, 2019

fill swift 

The man who made flex tape

A true legend
Yo do you know fill swift

Yes he's my jesus
fill swift by Fill swift December 20, 2020