Swabjob

When either a male or female, runs a wet mop through the asscrack of their partner.

Kevin wasn’t able to cum from swabjobs, preferring other cleaning instruments.

by Swabjobber October 20, 2019

sack swabbler

a male and/or female that finds overwhelming satisfaction in having a scrotum in or around their mouth.

Ralphard J. Nixon McFinklestein is quite a sack swabbler, my coinpurse is thrashed raw!

by Ron Kromer April 2, 2008

swabble

The vigorous head shaking action of a dog or cat after they have had something to eat. Somewhere between swallowing and slobbering.

The cat ate some lovely sloppy tinned fish and jumped up on my chest whilst I slept and swabbled.

by brett January 20, 2004

shit-swabbing

two of the greatest, non-sexual, feelings in the world are a) when you have to shit really bad and you finally relieve yourself. And, b) when you clean your ears out with a cotton swab. when you do the two things together, it is the most amazing feeling!

Dude, I'm totally shit-swabbing on the toilet right now. :)

by Nicolettefob June 5, 2010

Swabble

A provactive word that really has no meaning yet is directed at someone in a sexy manner.

Bitch swabble me

by chrissydanger August 18, 2010

swabbing the deck

When you are having a threesome and one of the girls (or guys) is cleaning your ears with q-tips really fast. Its orgasmic!

"Last night I was doing this one chick while the other was swabbing the deck."

by Darlaohgeez December 14, 2008

Cotton Swabbing

Cotton Swabbing/ Cotton Swab is a term used when you take your dick and fuck a cat or other small furry creature.
Also used when you fuck a girl with a hairy pussy.

Yo, did you hear about how John was caught Cotton Swabbing his cat?

by Big Man Yhorm May 11, 2018