Surprise Sex

Having sex with someone while they're asleep but when they wake up you yell: "Surprise!"

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!

SURPRISE!!!!

WHAT??!?!

Surprise sex. Is it really that hard to understand?

by poopsmith74 December 8, 2012

surprise snowplow

When your fucking a girl in the ass and riding her down the stairs.

"I surprise snowplowed her the other day and her tits fell off"

by Thatdudefromthatplace October 16, 2008

surprise muscles

The muscles of a man (or, perhaps, a woman) that are startling--be it because of his composure or other physical features that do not make you suspect muscular characteristics. Surprise muscles are most common in the shoulder and arm area, as those may be hidden by a shirt.

As he took off his shirt, she did a double take at his surprise muscles.

by merekat August 29, 2009

surprise buttseks

the act of having buttseks where the male genitalia penis is inserted into either a man or woman's anus, without warning, and screaming "SURPRISE BUTTSEKS" upon entering the rectum

amy:so, jill as i was saying, i truly thing that the northern hemisphere should be considered new zealand and the southern should be testicleville
jill: but on the contrary, i do not bel--
mike:(while entering the rectum) SURPRISE BUTTSEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Camel Toe (Chris the Almighty) March 5, 2008

Surprise Dragon

The act of karate-chopping a woman in order to make her spit out cum. When a girl has male ejaculate in her mouth, the man will unexpectedly karate chop the female's throat, thus producing a reaction that has as a final product a dragon-like projectile of male ejaculate.

Yo dude! Yesterday Kristen gave me a blowjob and just as she was swallowing my pimp juice, I karate-chopped her and made a Surprise Dragon.

by Amilin October 29, 2007

surprise sex

1. Unannounced and/or forcible sex which ISN'T rape. The kind performed in roleplay, in "dom/sub relationships", and in certain orgy/rock-star-groupie type situations.

2. The old male trick of pulling the penis out of the girl's cunt and slipping it up her shit-hole.

e.g: you can tell a true "do-me girl" by the fact she can't remember her last fuck which wasn't surprise sex

by su france April 7, 2010

Surprise Ending

When a girl lays on her back and then bends her legs to where her knees are on either side of her head and precedes to have her male companion have sex with her. Upon the male finishing as the females face is looking upwards she receives a "surprise ending".

"Hey we should try the surprise ending tonight!"

"That surprise ending sure was salty!"

by Jashlizzlee August 5, 2008