Mountain Dew Suprise

When someone pees in a mountain dew bottle and closes the lid tight then puts it back into the vending machine or in the bottom of the machine so it will be later picked up by some thirsty shopper extremely retarded person (most likely a polish person)

"Hot damn I found a free mountain dew someone left in the bottom of the machine!" "Oh my God THATS NOT SODA.... ITS PEE!!"
Friend: "Hah! you got a Mountain Dew Suprise!"

by Flipzomg August 24, 2008

arabian suprise

A man is having doggie-style sex with a woman, spits on her back to make her think he came, then as she turns around, he splooges in her face, "suprise!"

see above

by francis May 28, 2003

soar beaver suprise

when your fuckin this fatbitch from the back and then you pull out kick her in the choch and cum in her face. than screams walrus lover five times while graabing an orange.

wow tank gave vivona the meanest soar beaver suprise.

by dan jeffers November 9, 2004

Swine Suprise

While you are hooking up with a sloppy disguisting girl you get sick and throw up on her, then you use your puke as lubricant to fuck her.

That girl was so nasty , before i can even get a six pack down i ended up giving her the swine suprise and made a mess all over the back of my car.

by Warren Allgood July 10, 2010

Samurai Suprise

When three guys get together with one female and plug all three of her openings (mouth,vagina,anus) at the same time.

Man,we met this hot chick last night and she came back to our place with me and my 2 buds and begged for the samurai suprise.

by B.W.A 6307 March 27, 2011

Sticky Suprise

The act of masterbating until you are about to cum, then very quietly sneaking into the bathroom while someone is taking a shit and you blow your load all over them

GIRL-1: Oh my god, Dominick is so disgusting! He gave me a sticky suprise last night while i was taking a crap!

GIRL-2: No way! That's amazing! I've always wanted one!

by rivermonster_69 July 1, 2011

Fart Suprise

An accident fart or poopie that is unexpected and person is caught off gaurd.

"yesterday i was in class and out of no where i farted without even trying. Damn fart suprise."

by ttc5w6z March 14, 2012