the stoner channel

Comedy central is the stoner channel.

I dont call comedy central the stoner channel anymore most of the shows are cheap crap that you cant get a laugh out of no matter how high you are.

the stoner channel by stewfoo January 13, 2005

stonespeak

Stonespeak is the secret language between two people that are high on weed. They generally use a lot of inside jokes and laugh a lot while conversing.

Dude, I could hardly understand anything you guys were saying yesterday...

- Were you high ?

No.

- Then you are not ready for the Stonespeak, son.

stonespeak by Marc O.C. July 29, 2010

stoner sketti 

Sketti that you make when you're too stoned to make regular sketti.

Let's roast a Marley and make stoner sketti tonight!

stoner sketti by therealskeeter October 22, 2006

Stonerball

Function: Verb
Definition: To sag your pants and stick your balls out through the hole in your boxers when your stoned. Usually concealed by a long shirt or hoodie.

"Dude let's stonerball!"
"One time we stonerballed in TacoBell."
"We're stonerballing, man!"

Stonerball by Todd Hunter January 19, 2009

Stoner Catch

An unexplainable phenomenon. Stoned people seem to be able to call forth ninja reflexes to perform miraculous feats such as moving from being stuck on the couch to saving a bong from teetering off of a table. Many a stoner has been known to be able to snatch a lighter tossed to them from mid-air.

"Dude, we were moving the coffee table and forgot about the huge drink on it that we would have spilled everywhere if she hadn't leapt off the couch and saved it with her stoner catch."

Stoner Catch by kaliskaphoenix September 12, 2011

social stoner 

An individual who only smokes weed when someone else has it. Basically a person who doesn't buy their own weed and mooches of you when you have it.

Kyle-"dude you think Tyler has any weed?"
Zach-"nah man, he's a social stoner. He only smokes whenever someone else has bud."
Kyle-"wow, what a mooch."

social stoner by All State 1B March 2, 2014

John Stones 

A fine individual whose defending skills will soon be added to the bible.

John Stones is a better defender than Van Dijk.

John Stones by EmSiBiEm January 5, 2021