stonespeak

Stonespeak is the secret language between two people that are high on weed. They generally use a lot of inside jokes and laugh a lot while conversing.

Dude, I could hardly understand anything you guys were saying yesterday...

- Were you high ?

No.

- Then you are not ready for the Stonespeak, son.

stonespeak by Marc O.C. July 29, 2010

songspeak

The process of forming sentences using song lyrics in the context of expressing common language. Pop-culture references from the 1980s and 1990s are typically used.

"All that she wants is another baby."
"Welcome to the machine. For those about to rock, we salute you."
"I want your sex"
"No-one wants to be defeated"
"My body's too bootylicious for you, babe."
"Songspeak ain't easy"

songspeak by Matt Larsen November 27, 2007

snopespeak 

language employed by snope "fact checkers'' that obfuscate their inabilty to spin a topic that doesn't fit their narrative.

Pepe le Pew being cancelled because of a NYT oped is "unproven" is a classic example of snopespeak.

snopespeak by Mr. History March 10, 2021

scenespeak 

A more obnoxious version of chatspeak used by "scene" kids or people trying to gain attention over the internet.

common scenespeak interactions:
haii bbe (:
bahaha
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whadda fxc up?? xD
nmnmnm lulz. im radd bahah x)
ahhh )8 g2gg. im moar rad ps! kthnxbai!

scenespeak by bobbyjohno December 18, 2008