stolent

When you lend someone a book or other belongings and they do not return it. Your property becomes stolent.

I lent Mary my favourite book and because she won't return it my book is stolent.

by Cheri Hill-Strathdee May 1, 2006

Stolen Comment

A very fucking cringe phrase that people in the internet who thinks they are number one use when they see a copied comment in a video with 1,000,000+ views. You can use "welcome to the internet" as a comeback.

User1: OMG, YoU CoPIeD that COmment Did'NT You?!1! That'S A StoLEN CoMMent!!11!!

User2: @user1 Oh YEaH, THeY DiD!!1! STeaLIng is BaD, THeY nEEd SoME OrigiNaLiTy!!1!1

User3: @user1 and @user2 welcome to the internet motherfuckers.

by HahaFkMyLife June 14, 2021

two-stooler

A really fat person.

"See that fat-ass that just walked in?"
"Yeah, she's definitely a two-stooler."

by Prime December 22, 2002

nathan stables

insane bassist of amelia county. blonde & beautiful bunny-like teeth

man shes got teeth like Nathan Stables

by secretagentman34690-5 January 26, 2009

Iron Stable

A place where people, especially people from Jersey, go to work out.

Where did you get the coupon for those balls, to come into our Iron Stable and pump our Iron?

by Balls of Iron May 29, 2011

You have stolen my dreams and my childhood!

Something Greta Thunberg likes to shout at politicians with a face that looks either too constipated or simply just annoyed. We should pay more attention to Boyan Slat who IS trying to solve a problem instead of screaming at people through a mic.

Greta: YOU HAVE STOLEN MY DREAMS AND MY CHILDHOOD!
Politicians: ...?

by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN November 4, 2020

stolen bicycle

(Noun) -- a term used for an object or idea used to cause someone who's attracted to someone else to force their object of affection to talk to them. It often comes in the form of something being left with the romantically attractive person in question.

Entymology: The term "stolen bicycle" refers to the late 1990s/early 2000s Japanese cartoon program "Pokemon". In the show's early episodes, the main character, Ash, stole the lead female character's (Misty) bicycle. Later, she claimed to only be following him around on his journey until she gave her the "stolen bicycle" back. The real reason however, was that she was romantically attracted to Ash, and the "stolen bicycle" just gave her an excuse to follow him around.

Bill: "I left my Calculus book on that hot Jenny girl's desk. She walked off with it, so it looks like she'll be talking to me sometime soon..."
Rick: "Ohhhh... the old stolen bicycle trick. Gotcha."

by TripTerry April 5, 2009