sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

staring at the floor

looking at it and wondering what am i doing?

"i asked my friend asscheeck if he is staring at the floor"

by awkward1234 July 21, 2018

Snarting

When you sneeze and fart at the same time.

I was going to get a slurpee, but started snarting.

by Not-Funny Hunny August 7, 2011

startin shit

Taking the date to a level that one in the party is not ready for or uncomfortable about.

"Get your tongue outta my ear and quit startin shit."

by Chris and Sabrina Lee September 1, 2008

StaringVacantly

StaringVacantly is "The Final Boss of The Internet", a last challenge for those skilled enough to make it all the way to the end. He's always accompanied by the floating, disembodied head of Mike Vogler, who has taken the position of "Sub-Boss". Together, they destroy all that would oppose them, and even some people who dont'.

"I beat the internet. The end guy was hard."

by Krem January 8, 2005

Sharting Asshole

Ocurrs when someone tries to fart but shit themselves instead.

Oh my god. I got a sharting asshole at the party last night.

by Jondavid March 2, 2005

Rock Starring

1) When a person acts as though they are more important or better than everyone else in a public place.

2) Doing something which makes you the center of attention to all those around you.

Often involves wearing sunglasses indoors or at night.

- Dude, Daniel was totally rock starring last night!

- I know man, I can't believe they let him get up on the bar and take body shots out of the waitress' chest!

by DMacklin June 22, 2009