spastic rejects

a hyperactive group of individuals with little to no attention span whose refusel to take medication gives birth to what society deems, randomly-obnoxious and loud.

"those spastic rejects are destroying my house." shit! they're back, i told you that the spastic rejects are just society's bastards. "good luck finding a bus short enough for those spastic rejects." "spastic rejects!" "i'll coach the retards but i refuse to see or hear that knew brand of handicapped".

by timmy spastic July 25, 2011

Spasm Attack'em

When one is experiencing a spazz attack and is being very violent.

Watch out! He is having a spasm attack'em, run!

by aidenlt April 9, 2017

Spastardicated

Someone who is, or does something, very dumb, stupid, or inept.

Hey, did you see that guy in the pub with funny walk? Dude looked totally spastardicated!

by Spasman May 31, 2017

Spastikated camel

Mrs woods a camel who looks like a spastik

He a spastikated camel

by Fhtdgh June 6, 2018

spastic bumhole

A person who is always being silly and will do anything for attention. These people have names like Zach, Johnson,Thomas,Fredric, and Kiara

Oi Kiara, your a spastic bumhole

by Kiara is a bum August 3, 2018

Spastamacunted

Absolutely, unequivocally shitfaced.

Luke: ''Look at Harry- he's so spastamacunted that he's basically become a puddle; I honestly can't tell where he ends and the vomit and semen begins.''

Harry: ''Please, I'm not drunk- I've been raped and have a head injury- I need a doctor''

Luke: ''Classic Harry- always joking around, covered in jizz''

by Anonymous submissions September 24, 2018

Spastiocity

Demonstrating extreme examples of spasticness

That guys incomprehensible explanation seemed like he was suffering spastiocity

by Nuts or crazy October 10, 2018