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Smart Smack

The word you say whenever you see a Smart Car and follow up with a palm push/hit to a person's body, preferably on the head. It's similar to the idea of a "punch buggy" or "slug bug", but in a newer version.
Person 1: (sees Smart Car passing by) Smart smack!

(palm push to Person 2's forehead)

Person 2: Ah, you got me there! Ouch...
by Faithr April 26, 2010
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smart like tractor

Term used to describe one who is monumentally stupid.
Cleatus is smart like tractor - burned his ball sack trying to light his farts with a propane torch.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
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Smart Blond

An unpretentious female with blond hair that is not only good looking but can keep up with any intellectual pursuits.
Watch out. That smart blonde can kill you in a game of scrabble.
by ceo1 April 7, 2010
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smart attack

Suddenly coming to one's senses by forgoing a contemplated course of action you might later regret.
We were on our way to buy more liquor when I had a smart attack, turned the car around, and called it a night.
by Admiralllll DQ January 9, 2009
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smart fart

A particularly pungent fart whose stench follows its creator wherever he or she goes for a certain period of time. The term is considered a "play on words" originating from Smart Missle.
"Oh my god, dude, it followed you! It's a smart fart!"
by It_Was_Not_Me_I_Swear February 2, 2008
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Smart Bomb

1. Last resort weapon used in the Atari game "Defender" to destroy all aliens in sight.
2. A silent, but awful smelling fart dropped in a group of people with hopes of giving yourself some room, getting people to leave you alone, or just to make someone say, "oh my god, who did that?".
There were some girls blocking the bar and I dropped a smart bomb on them to get them to move. They moved.
by romeshow May 4, 2004
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Smart Blonde

1. A person who is very intelligent and happens to be blonde
2. A smart women who has died their hair to appear younger
3. A blonde male
4. A blonde person who also wears glasses and has braces
6. All blondes who noticed that #5 was skipped without looking back now
1. Wow, that smart blonde girl just aced her AP calculus exam!
2. That lawyer looks awfully youthful with her new blonde hair.
3. That strapping young fair-haired man is very intellligent
4. That blonde is such a nerd.
6. Wow, this blonde noticed the number skip again!
by OxymoronMaker October 14, 2011
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