Sloane

A person who’s name is Sloane and not Sloane. A Sloane can be nice, funny, kind, sort of a bitch sometimes and annoying.
You see Sloane over there, she’s super funny.
by Howareyoudoing123 September 21, 2022
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Sloane

A Sloane is someone who on a night out gets offended by random, unsuspecting girls, usually in McDonald’s. They get so offended that the impulse to hiss like a velociraptor and shout at them becomes too strong. Once said unsuspecting and random girls go in defensive mode, a Sloane then destroys them quickly and ruthlessly, by stating they’re whores and laughing menacingly in their faces.

They may retaliate by hurling fries, ketchup and even burgers, but this does not phase a Sloane.
Oh god, he’s in Sloane mode. Run!”
by Serjy November 26, 2018
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sloan

A jewish male who is kind, caring, and sweet. His sense of humor lights up the room and can make anyone smile. He is a great listener, and is even better at giving advice. Even more, he is athletic; tenis, running, biking, and other types of cardio 😉 are part of his expertise. Sloan is adventurous and always down to have a good time , but be careful, if he stays up too late he will sleep in FOREVER. Also, do not forget to ask him to cook for you, he has amazing taste buds and will make awesome pasta. That being said, it’s safe to say if you let him go, you’ll deeply regret it.
P.S : Dont feed him gluten , his stomach won’t be happy!!!!
Sloan, go give your girlfriend a kiss!
by Ldv0101 December 13, 2020
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Sloane

Sloane is a brown haired girl and brown eyed girl. Her favorite drink is ranch and her favorite drink is ranch and her favorite food is ranch. Sloane is a very sweet and funny person bout however she knows how to SLAY and twerk on all of the boys that turned her down *cough *cough RYAN. Sloane goes to a rich kid school and is VERY popular but however her best friends do not go to her school and they names are Josephine and Lily. She lives in a box.
Anthony: "Look at Sloane SLAYING over there!!!"
Brooks: "I wish that Sloane was my girlfriend!"
Lily and Josie: "Sloane is our best friend!"
Ryan: "WAIT that's Sloane I wish I never rejected her!"
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sloane

pretty, flexibal loves hockey. plays lacross.
helpfull, kind a good friend. speaks french, has a friend ashlyn that smells like a perfum and loves her dad and mom.
dad: hi sloane
sloane: hi dad
dad: how was your day?
sloane: great dad.
by pretty girl7 May 17, 2022
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Sloane

sloane: sloanes are the highest up of people and tend to enjoy the finer things in life, such as petting dogs, fried rice and cartoons. sloane's make hilarious jokes and think coco's are cute.
wow sloane you're hilarious
by frenchypig March 25, 2021
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