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Sharp as a Beach Ball

Not too bright and certainly not sharp!
Usefully juxtaposed to something really sharp.
The opposite of "sharp as a razor" - clearcut and incisive.
That guy is as sharp as a beach ball - he didn't even realise the girls were teasing him when they fell on the floor laughing! He was well taken in!
by Brian Butterly February 13, 2007
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Sharp

Describing a sudden, blunt reaction or response.
You’re ugly!”
Woah dude, don’t be so sharp.”
by Ms. Chicken Nugget July 12, 2019
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SHARP

Skin Heads Against Racial Pejudice.

the anti-racist skin head
look, that skin head is helping out that black guy, he must be a SHARP!
by skin April 22, 2005
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Scarpnut

Bloody residue left over after beating off with an abrasive material
Goddamn Scarpnut left me with no skin on my dick
by Aaron November 6, 2004
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sclarp

Sclarping is a portmanteau of scatalogy and LARPing. This refers to the practice of LARPing (Live-Action Role-Playing) while indulging in scatalogical fetishes.

Thus: sclarping.
Arthur: Man, that was a good sclarping session.
Ted: Yeah, my armor's totally covered in shit!
by Oliver Tilden January 4, 2008
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Sharpie Relationship

A romantic relationship that is like a Sharpie: it starts out fine and then it dries out and dies, like a marker would during use. Normally, these relationships do not last long, but some can go on for years until they go flat and stop.
Heartbroken Girl: Why did he leave me? We had so much for each other! I'll never be loved again! *girl sobs deeply*

Friend: Don't worry, kid. It was a total Sharpie relationship. He was cheating on you with another gal. It would have died out anyway like most flings do.
by ASDFgirlz23 May 10, 2012
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sharpism

New movement in modern art, consisting of artwork created by Sharpie brand markers. The term was originally used to describe surrealist/realist pop artwork created by LA based Sharpie Artist Travis Moore, as early as 2005, both by Moore and those covering his Sharpie sponsored shows at Crewest Galley, soon after the term was adopted by Moore and he has since used it to describe the work he is known for primarily creating. Sharpism is characterized by the use of the brand name marker to create a series of small vignettes that consist primarily of a variety of sometimes unrelated images or objects, locations and people, and create a dialog between the positive and negative composition of the piece. In addition, the work creates a conversation or spurs a memory based upon the images presented and portrayed within the composition. When the images converge to create an obviously recognizable second or third image it is referred to as Analytic Sharpism. These examples of his work are often compared to clouds because people can see other images in them. Moore describes the Sharpism work he creates as free flow art, and likens it to playing jazz.
This new Sharpism piece, by Travis Moore is over 6 feet tall and the line work is mesmerizing.
by tikijackson May 19, 2016
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