Shmatlack

One who feels you, but still manages to lack Shmat in the process.

Shlabob: I really don't wanna go to school tommorow :(.
Higgins: I feel ya, Shmatlack.

by Black Chris September 20, 2011

shmete

A miniscule penis like Joe von Storchs.

When Joe had sex the girl asked is it in? He said yes remember now I have a shmete.

by Analgapegofchetsmom February 9, 2015

Smeated

The act of making sandwiches using only meats.

There's only oil and vinegar on these rolls! We need these sandwiches smeated!

by That's Baloney May 27, 2019

shmeash

created by some very ingenious sixth graders.
can be used when in distress or when speechless

I um..uhh..uuhhh...SHMEASH!

by Peh November 10, 2006

shweaty balls

A: When one's balls perspire in extreme amounts
B: A Saturday Night Live reference a la Alec Baldwin
C: A perfect description for any serious amount of nether region sweatiness

"Wow, it's so hot out. I've got serious shweaty balls."

by yomomma78 March 31, 2009

shmecture

a smackin and a lecture.

Muh momma gave meh a shmecture.

by 183921312 March 4, 2009

shmeet shmack

A shmeet shmack is a an action, preferably during intercourse, that involves the unzipping of the pants and revealing of penis, otherwise known as shmeet. The shmeet is then shoved into the woman's vagina, in close representation to how a fat American lady shoves a triple whopper down her repulsive turkey neck. The sounds of the loud queefs make a smacking sound that is echoed throughout the vicinity. This is known as a shmeet shmack.

That girl Laura, I was shmeet shmacking the fuck out of her pussy last night.

by Doctor Circumcisonstein October 12, 2014