selqing

An act of self mutation of the balls and stoke the cock

Hank: you here about selqing
No what's that.

Hank: he cut his balls off and stoked out

by Tbonesexymama March 19, 2024

Selqing

When a male ties his penis to a string and ties the other end to a spring block system where the spring is attached to the wall and pulls the block back and releases thus executing simple harmonic motion described by the classic differential equation.

He got tired of using his hands so he started selqing instead.

by AppliedMaster May 18, 2024

Selling

That One Motherfucka Who's Shooting 7/37 From 3PT - A Person Who's Always Trolling Or Not Listening When Comes To Video Games Such As Fortnite Or 2k

Bro Your Selling My Rank In Fortnite TF You Doing Idiot

by Sdddldkdk June 4, 2024

Seifing

The act of public masterbation in a school bathroom. Usually using school soap as lube

I walked into BR2 and heard someone seifing in the stall. I went into the stall next to the seifer and took a video. After 2 months of leaving a sticky cum trail the SEIFer was caught.

by Br2 warrior October 29, 2024

Shelfing

(v) the act of stretching your foreskin over top of a food (example: grape) and then eating it after

How many times do I have to tell you to stop shelfing without waiting a week without showering first.

by ifeedfenttohobosonmainstreetni January 13, 2025

Selling out the whole team by choosing the wrong location.

When you choose the wrong location in Fortnite and it fucks up the whole game

You're selling out the whole team by choosing the wrong location.

by knafesilesman69 February 16, 2025

Selling the wheels for fuel

When you solve a problem in a way that causes a similar or even worse one somewhere else

If you save the relationship by sacrificing your own happiness, you're selling the wheels for fuel.

by Egalion May 2, 2025