Skip to main content

seal pose 

During intercourse when in missionary, having your arms locked pushing down on a surface is called the seal pose. This is because you supposedly resemble a seal while going deeper into her
Her: damn u really in the seal pose right now?
Him: fuck ya im in seal pose it's better
Her: you look funny asf
seal pose by anonymous March 30, 2022

Seal Sneeze 

When a man is having sex with a woman in Missionary and the woman farts and the man can feel the fart on his balls. The fart is often forceful enough to slightly move the mans Scrotum. In serious cases fart particles can be felt.

Also, some men have a Seal Sneeze Fetish
James was having sex with his tinder date when she Seal Sneezed on his Balls.
Seal Sneeze by jwbreezyeasy June 20, 2022

Seal has been broken 

A male that has been emasculated, castrated, and sodomized. A male that has submitted to society. A male that has given up his ass.
Look at that sugary bitch. You know his seal has been broken.
Seal has been broken by 10THou August 26, 2022

Seal Clubber 

Any person in a MMO style game who lowers their power score while still maintaining superior weapons in order to match with players who have lower weapon quality and experience thus giving them an incredible advantage.
That team has always been know as a bunch of seal clubbers.

@ghostfacekillah is the biggest seal clubber I know.
Seal Clubber by Estu the pirate August 2, 2023

Seal Cuff 

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”
Seal Cuff by TableFerret May 2, 2025

Seal Cuff 

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”
Seal Cuff by TableFerret May 2, 2025