A result of the natural phenomenon of social networking via cannabis smoking, the Stoner Pipeline is a system of individuals who are acquainted or closer to each other solely because they both share the characteristic of being a marijuana smoker a.k.a. a stoner.
Every true stoner has their own personal Stoner Pipeline (whether they know it or not) consisting of all the people they know that smoke. A true stoner holds these people differently than others. A true stoner sees another stoner as a sort of brethren. A mutual sense of respect connects these true stoners, because both are active in something illegal and what they were taught not to do, yet they live it and love it.
Regions that have smaller stoner populations actually have stronger Stoner Pipelines connection. The less stoners there are in an area, the closer and more dependent the stoners are on each other. In these sort of regions people can become best friends as soon as they find out the other is a stoner.
Every true stoner has their own personal Stoner Pipeline (whether they know it or not) consisting of all the people they know that smoke. A true stoner holds these people differently than others. A true stoner sees another stoner as a sort of brethren. A mutual sense of respect connects these true stoners, because both are active in something illegal and what they were taught not to do, yet they live it and love it.
Regions that have smaller stoner populations actually have stronger Stoner Pipelines connection. The less stoners there are in an area, the closer and more dependent the stoners are on each other. In these sort of regions people can become best friends as soon as they find out the other is a stoner.
-How do you know Davy?
-Through the Stoner Pipeline.
-Huh?
-.....I bought weed from him one time.
-Oh.
-Through the Stoner Pipeline.
-Huh?
-.....I bought weed from him one time.
-Oh.
by Jack Fraust October 14, 2009
Get the Stoner Pipeline mug.Kids who,as the name implies, get stoned on a regular basis and are around others who do the same. Most stoners live in boring suburban areas where there is little to do. They tend to dislike most non-stoners or anyone who is more mainstream, though this isn't always the case. Most stoners tend to have an alternative style that may be mixed in with styles of scene kids or goths. More "unique" appearance than the average joe. They tend to stick together, and commonly don't try and put effort into their schoolwork as they want to keep up their reputation of not caring. They also have a tendency to get in trouble with their school, as they sometimes carry substances with them. In general, they are more accepting of people who are different, which makes stoners hard to point out as they are a mix of many different kinds of people that smoke just as much.
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Get the stoner flu mug.Stoner: being a stoner is more than just being a frequent user of marijuana, however, do not undermind the fact that a stoner loves and cherishes his or her weed profoundly. A stoner simply isnt a person who enjoys smoking weed. To be a stoner requires dedication. Being a stoner implies family like relations to any other person partaking in the act of inhaling such a beautiful substance.
For example:
When two aquaintences who have in the past had disagreements and constant arguements join together for their one sacred passion; all their previous thoughts of hatred toward each other dissintegrate, for they are both participitating in perhaps the only thing that brings true peace between our brothers and sisters. For those few solitary moments they are one and all negative outlooks and opinions do not exist.
A true stoner would give up his spot in the rotation, for he or she is generous and dont mind sacrificing their immediate high; for they know that no matter what they will get more pot and indulge in more of what brings them together.
A stoner isnt constricted to his marijuana. A stoner has a broad aspect on the entirety of the statement " getting f****ed up."
Although some stoners tend to be mooches; a stoner-friend will always repay with whatever he can. Karma applies in all ties of life.
A stoner would understand, appreciate, and have experienced exactly what was stated.
For example:
When two aquaintences who have in the past had disagreements and constant arguements join together for their one sacred passion; all their previous thoughts of hatred toward each other dissintegrate, for they are both participitating in perhaps the only thing that brings true peace between our brothers and sisters. For those few solitary moments they are one and all negative outlooks and opinions do not exist.
A true stoner would give up his spot in the rotation, for he or she is generous and dont mind sacrificing their immediate high; for they know that no matter what they will get more pot and indulge in more of what brings them together.
A stoner isnt constricted to his marijuana. A stoner has a broad aspect on the entirety of the statement " getting f****ed up."
Although some stoners tend to be mooches; a stoner-friend will always repay with whatever he can. Karma applies in all ties of life.
A stoner would understand, appreciate, and have experienced exactly what was stated.
" My wonderful friends, Nick and Adam, are considered to be my stoner buddies; for they both know what its like to give, recieve, and get high"
by Joe Baxster April 17, 2006
Get the stoner mug.dude 1: yo ima get stonerized tonite kid...wanna join?
dude 2: sounds like a plan, i'll bring some bud!
dude 2: sounds like a plan, i'll bring some bud!
by davison2008 December 19, 2007
Get the stonerized mug.An equal exchange between two objects that have a significance to two or more people who are smoking weed at any given point in time.
A joint offered for a soda
A bong for a taco
A blunt for a beer
etc.
A joint offered for a soda
A bong for a taco
A blunt for a beer
etc.
Billy offers a soda to Michael. Michael accepts the soda and offers Billy a joint. Billy accepts. A Stoner Trade has just been initiated.
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