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Tar Runner Mud Baby 

noun
noun: Tar Runner Mud Baby
1.
A toddler or very young child of African American decent that is seen primarily in urban areas wearing nothing but a diaper and a pacifier.

synonyms: Niglet, Nigger baby, Hood Angel, Jiggabooboo
"I nearly fell out of my rocking chair and dropped my boom stick when that little tar runner mud baby ran up to my porch"

"There ain't no sense in havin' a Tar Runner Mud Baby if they gonna be needin' that there welfare"

tie goes to the runner

In baseball, if the runner is tagged at the same moment he reaches the base, he is considered safe.

In everything else, the benefit of the doubt goes to the one who finishes with the momentum.
June and Li are both super hot, but Li looks extra good right now in that green sweater, so...tie goes to the runner; I'm asking Li out.

alabama wood runner

when your fucking a girl and she wraps her legs around your waist and hold her up, then you start fucking her and running full sprint into the open
since i had to go jogging and i was horny, i decided to do the alabama wood runner with my girlfriend.
alabama wood runner by d-sickle January 8, 2010

front-runner fan 

Someone who never stays true to the same teams. They're always fans of the best teams.
Ryan: Man I love watching my teams dominate.

Jared: Who are your teams?

Ryan: The Tampa Bay Rays, Boston Celtics, & NY Giants.

Jared: WTF, last year your teams were the Yankees, LA Lakers, & NE Patriots.

Ryan: What can I say, I'm a front-runner fan. The Yankees aren't gonna make the playoffs, the Lakers lost last year in the Finals, & Tom Brady is out for the season.

Jared: This conversation's over.
front-runner fan by JSkov October 25, 2008

Kryptic Runner 

A runner is a 13 year old Virgin who has a big nose and has got a band of 14-19 year old followers who support him everyday and support everything he does also known as beta nonces
Hey look we are playing Kryptic Runner we might be famous
Kryptic Runner by Gibzn January 31, 2019

gun runner 

"Joel is a gun runner"
gun runner by 45ujr8u5468 March 1, 2006