Runco

A very large creature, often defined as a platypus who eats small asian children. A Runco is also know to teach amth, although it is very poor at doing so. Many people find this THING very grotesque, and when it walks the ground trembles. If one encounters such a thing, he/she is to be very wery of such. BE CAREFUL!!!! It will devour you, and Sandra's cellphone

WOW!!! Sandra your such a Runco

by 12345678999hagagaSANDRA June 4, 2009

Runking

Having sexual intercourse with a bearded man in the woods... flannel optional but preferred.

Hooking up with a lumber-jack on his lunch break: "man, you lumber-jacks are really good at runking". Runking with a mountain man is like having sex with a pine tree: you come out all scratched up from the fur. Al Borland + Runking = flannel babies.

by ktk85 September 25, 2010

Runk

This is a word that can mean any thing you want it to mean in a given context.. so it could mean many different things depending on how and where u say it... it can also be modified, for example I am the runkmaster (the master of every thing)

I wanna go runk to the shops... ill runk this fucking hot bint so hard... Lets go on a runk mission( awesome mission).. that girl is so runkable(fuckable)

by TheRunkmaster July 28, 2009

fag ruck

something weird new hampshire boys like to say... and no one else knows what it means...

"hey"
"uhh fag ruck"
"wtf"

by smiles* February 9, 2010

fuck ruckus

(1) a loud, obnoxious commotion or stir which can be either sarcastic or realistically annoying; (2) the various arousing and occasionally amusing sounds made during intercouse.

1: "Hey! Will you shut the hell up?! I have a hard enough time trying to sleep with my roommate's snoring without having to hear that fuck ruckus from the stereo!"

2: "Wow, we shure made one hell of a fuck ruckus last night!"

by taskmaster7024 May 22, 2010

Finnish Rucksack

The Finnish Rucksack describes a vertical (standing-up) version of the traditional sex position 69 where the male participant is hanging upsidedown on his partner performing oral sex whilst receiving oral sex himself. However, for this to qualify as a Finnish Rucksack (in stead of it just being a vertical 69) the hanging man has to be pale and blond, almost resembling a large, unbaked loaf of white bread.

"Dude, I did a Finnish Rucksack on this wrestler chick I met last night. It was awesome - she had no problem carrying me..."

by Jukka Santala March 22, 2010

Runky

A term used to describe both really bad house music and anything sexual. To runk is to have sex. Originally coined in Missoula, Montana in 1997 when several locals heard a very poor cover of the song 'Funky Town' being used in 70s Kung Fu movies.

Man, that DJ sucks. He only plays runky house.

Man, that girl got runky last night.

Burningman is way runky.

by Hellgate February 28, 2011