While having sex in the doggie style position, on the pull out position you bang your head on the back of your partner, making the motion of a rooster pecking at corn.
by dlc90 October 23, 2009
When a person hasn't washed their hair in three or so days and the hair on their crown is greasy and sticking up like a rooster.
by fictionisnttrue April 13, 2008
Me to couple: Hey, hey, hey, guys what do you call a shield made up of roosters?
Couple: What? (getting pissed of)
Me: A COCK BLOCKER!!! Trololololololo
Rooster Shield=Cock Blocker
Couple: What? (getting pissed of)
Me: A COCK BLOCKER!!! Trololololololo
Rooster Shield=Cock Blocker
by Midgetman007 September 10, 2011
When a male gets a boner (see also erection) and can't get rid of it. Usually it is put down by the common masturbation. (An angry rooster typically hurts.)
by H4WK1234567 June 23, 2006
While a lady is sleeping, you squat over the top of her with you ass facing her head, with a semi erect cock you tap her on her forehead while crowing like a rooster "Cock - a - doodle - do".
My girlfriend got drunk last nite and slept thru her alarm, so i woke the bitch up with a Texas Rooster.
by Crazy Lenny and Bill of DB Inc. August 13, 2007
by Tamryn Hunter August 29, 2006
by CPS October 10, 2003