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Romanian Rooster

While having sex in the doggie style position, on the pull out position you bang your head on the back of your partner, making the motion of a rooster pecking at corn.
Colton if you don't shut up i'm gonna romanian rooster your ass.
by dlc90 October 23, 2009
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grease rooster

When a person hasn't washed their hair in three or so days and the hair on their crown is greasy and sticking up like a rooster.
Ew, he needs to have a shower, look at that grease rooster happening on the back of his head!
by fictionisnttrue April 17, 2008
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Rooster Shield

A synonym to cock blocker. It could also be used as a great cock blocking technique.
Me to couple: Hey, hey, hey, guys what do you call a shield made up of roosters?
Couple: What? (getting pissed of)
Me: A COCK BLOCKER!!! Trololololololo
Rooster Shield=Cock Blocker
by Midgetman007 September 10, 2011
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Texas Rooster

While a lady is sleeping, you squat over the top of her with you ass facing her head, with a semi erect cock you tap her on her forehead while crowing like a rooster "Cock - a - doodle - do".
My girlfriend got drunk last nite and slept thru her alarm, so i woke the bitch up with a Texas Rooster.
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angry rooster

When a male gets a boner (see also erection) and can't get rid of it. Usually it is put down by the common masturbation. (An angry rooster typically hurts.)
I had an angry rooster untill I masturbated... ahh it hurt so bad.
by H4WK1234567 June 23, 2006
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Rooster-challanged

Posessing inadequate penis size.
Someone who has insufficient penis size.
I couldn't continue the date with a guy that is as rooster-challanged as he is.
by Tamryn Hunter August 29, 2006
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rooster fish

Rooster=cock fish=sucky lip action so a rooster fish is a cock sucker!
Man my girls a real rooster fish, she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!
by CPS October 10, 2003
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