A serious disease which is becoming prevalent within the Rockabilly community.
Diagonosis is simple because the pubic hair actually reshapes itself into a 'Pubic Quiff'
Symtoms include.
A strange and itchy rash which causes the victim to gyrate in comical ways.
Thinning head hair (on which the sufferer begins to use excessisve amounts of brylcream in a misguided attempt to maintain an appearance of) (something, no one actually knows).
Expanding side burns.
And overall Fat Boy weight gain.
Also turned up jeans.
There is NO KNOWN CURE.
Diagonosis is simple because the pubic hair actually reshapes itself into a 'Pubic Quiff'
Symtoms include.
A strange and itchy rash which causes the victim to gyrate in comical ways.
Thinning head hair (on which the sufferer begins to use excessisve amounts of brylcream in a misguided attempt to maintain an appearance of) (something, no one actually knows).
Expanding side burns.
And overall Fat Boy weight gain.
Also turned up jeans.
There is NO KNOWN CURE.
Went to a Rockabilly night and whilst gyrating on the dance floor develped a serious itch and a sudden change of VPL (Visible Panty Line)
Upon going to the gents was horrified to find he had contracted a severe case of Rockabilly Herpes and that his pubic hair had reformed it self into a quiff so perfect that he knew that the limp one which he carried on his head would never be able to compete.
Upon going to the gents was horrified to find he had contracted a severe case of Rockabilly Herpes and that his pubic hair had reformed it self into a quiff so perfect that he knew that the limp one which he carried on his head would never be able to compete.
by MickyBalls April 19, 2010
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Get the off his rocka mug.Rockaway New Jersey is a fairly large town filled with snobby rich kids in overly developed houses. If you go too far north into Rockaway you'll encounter a strange breed of people that inhabit Greenpond Lake. Although some are classy and know how to party, others are just weird and straight up inbred.Another perk of lovely Rockaway is the White Meadow lake region. It centers around the jewish community and unless your twelve, really has nothing to offer. Rockaway cops, like neighboring town Denville cops feel that they have a job to do, besides busting parties at eleven oclock at night that is, and will pull you over on any given road for driving two miles over the speed limit, let you off with a warning, and complete ignore the turn signal-less asshole that was driving beside you. Rockaway has no real "town" unless you hang out in the borough, in which case you don't count. The town is divided up by two high schools, Morris Hills and Morris Knolls. Many will argue that hills is better, but we all know that is FALSE. Famous for the shitty Rockaway mall that any self respecting woman will tell you has no stores of value whatsoever, Rockaway has virtually nothing to offer the world and has doomed all of its society to become commuter workers and teachers for the rest of their lives. AMEN.
by supkillaahh March 20, 2009
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I am a young adult rockabilly girl, I tend to dress like Rosie the Riviter and marianne on a daily basis because it suits me. sometimes I even dress like a movie siren if I go somewhere fancy.
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