Wife Rogan "This is not how people should be interacting with one another."
Hym "Yeah, hey, totally. What, are they doing it to you now too? Hahaha! Hilarious! Your husband could stop it at any time but he's a stubborn retard and he's listening to a charlatan so... Yeah. I'm the solution but there's literally nothing I can do about it from here. Enjoy sharing my fate. Multi-tendril destiny bond no jutsu: complete."
Hym "Yeah, hey, totally. What, are they doing it to you now too? Hahaha! Hilarious! Your husband could stop it at any time but he's a stubborn retard and he's listening to a charlatan so... Yeah. I'm the solution but there's literally nothing I can do about it from here. Enjoy sharing my fate. Multi-tendril destiny bond no jutsu: complete."
by Hym Iam April 3, 2024
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Get the Joe Rogan DMT Cart mug.Joe Roganites are avid followers of Joe Rogan. They believe every word he says as fact. If he told them to mobilize they would. They will defend anything he says or does and may even get aggressive about it. They somehow find a way to talk about Joe Rogan in any conversation they can. The only thing they listen to is “The Joe Rogan Experience”. The only thing they watch is clips of his podcast.
A: “I was with John last night and he would not stop talking about Joe Rogan. He kept going on about these theories…”
B: “I know, he’s become such a ‘Joe Roganite’ ever since he listened to that podcast a couple months ago. It’s all he ever talks about.”
B: “I know, he’s become such a ‘Joe Roganite’ ever since he listened to that podcast a couple months ago. It’s all he ever talks about.”
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Get the Joe Rogan Smile mug.Hym "But I can, Joe Rogan. I can talk about kids. And if I don't get the credit I can kill kids. I mean, he think the sun is made of fire."
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Oh, Tim is rocking a brutal Joe Rogan Peanutbutter man-wich after watching the podcast last week.
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Hym "Joe Rogan Doesn't Like Being Corrected. He didn't catch a break or anything he worked suuuuper-duper hard. And his daughter's a fuckable now. Some of them. And the age difference between Joe Rogan and me is the same as the age difference between him and his wife!"
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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