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Moist Resolution

When a female becomes wet whilst watching the "Watermelon Sugar" music video by Harry Styles.

Background: I was watching the watermelon sugar video when I realized that it was all about eating pussy and not just about eating watermelon super aggressively. And the kicker is, I don't even like watermelon.
"Hey, bro my bitch came to a moist resolution whilst listening to Watermelon Sugar"
by AmySueDew July 24, 2021
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The Kentucky Resolution of 1798

Advanced the theory of nullification, which states that if the federal government passed an unconstitutional law, the states had the right to nullify the law, or declare it invalid.
“Hey did you hear about that new government bill? They’re going to take away freedom of speech.”

Yeah, it won’t go through The Kentucky Resolution of 1798 won’t allow it because it’s unconstitutional
by Patriot100 January 11, 2021
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National Announce Your COVID Results Day

National Announce Your COVID Results Day is January 3rd. This is a day to announce your COVID results and not gatekeep them like a bitch.
Troll #1: Omg did you guys here that it’s National Announce Your COVID Results day??

Troll #2: Oh yeah, that means that bitch should finally tell us her results.
by armanie69 January 3, 2022
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God's resolution

1028x1024 a 5:4 super vga resolution popularized in the early days of 17" TFT panels.
Matt: Hey Jeff, what resolution are you running? Jeff: God's resolution
by Hohlraum October 3, 2023
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2024 Election results

The biggest dissapointment the world has seen since Dollar Tree went to $1.25! Trust me, it is. It will be talked about till the end of time, I will tell my nieces and nephews, they will tell their kids and siblings kids, who will tell their kids and siblings kids, and so on. They will all tell about the dissapointment of the results of the election. From Trump winning, to Bernie winning, to Issue 1 failing, it's pretty clear why this election will be one to remember. Mark my words! Spread it from next generation to the next! Thank you.
Me: "MAN the 2024 Election results was dissapointing!"
by REDBOSS2008 November 24, 2024
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2024 Election results

A big W for the republicans where everything went their way. Generations from now, fellow republicans will tell the story about how they won.
Not me: "The 2024 Election Results were so good!"
by REDBOSS2008 November 29, 2024
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Hyper-slavery of Results

A form of hyper‑slavery focused solely and exclusively on measurable outcomes, where the worker is valued only for their capacity to produce results (output, metrics, deliverables) while every other dimension of their existence—health, time, dignity, relationships—is treated as irrelevant or as an obstacle to be minimized. It is hyper‑slavery because the extraction is total, but it operates through performance metrics rather than direct coercion. Workers are trapped not by chains but by algorithms that track output, platforms that rate productivity, and economic precarity that makes any failure to produce results a threat to survival. The “results” themselves are often arbitrary, subject to goalpost‑moving, and designed to be just out of reach.
Hyper-slavery of Results Example: “The gig platform measured her every second—delivery time, customer rating, acceptance rate—and if any metric slipped, she was deactivated. Hyper‑slavery of results: her whole existence reduced to numbers she could never fully control.”
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 30, 2026
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