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Initiatory Text Ratio

When a texter sends the first text, usually along the lines of "Hey what's up?? :)", this is known as the initiatory text. Through comparing the average number of initiatory texts sent by two participants to each other, an initiatory text ratio can be determined. The ITR is a clear indicator of who is the more interested of the two. If for every five initiatory texts you send, there is usually one in return, the ITR is 5:1 in the textee's favor, and you're just not in good shape. Ideally a 1:1 ratio is reached, but only in the most compatible of relationships. The ITR is on the same level of dependability as the theory of gravity itself.
"Dude, how are things going with Amanda???"

"Not good, the Initiatory Text Ratio is around 15:1, i might as well give up now,"

"I don't blame ya bro, the ITR never fails."
by matt160 January 28, 2009
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rational ignorance

Choosing to remain uninformed because the marginal cost of obtaining the information is higher than the marginal benefit of knowing it.

Commonly practiced by hicks that don't wish to change their point of views about ANYTHING.
"All dem blackies wanna do is steal turnips outta mah garden!"

"Those Muslims and Hin-don'ts are the devil!"

"Men are pigs!"
by Jordandijinz0rz January 31, 2005
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hole to pole ratio

Slang for the ratio of women to men at any gathering.
Mike called and said we better haul ass over to White's pool party cause the hole to pole ratio was like 4 to 1.
by ianzo6 May 28, 2006
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Ratio Fodder

Girls who you are friends with and involve in your social activities, but mainly because they are girls, and moreso for superficial than real redeeming qualities. Often called upon to help achieve a 1:1 male-female ratio. Can also be used in reverse, to describe males, although that is less common.
Example 1:
"Want to see if Liz and her friends are interested in going downtown tonight?"
"Nah we have 5 girls already, we don't need any ratio fodder"

Example 2:
"She's kind of boring but she's hot so she makes good ratio fodder"
by slm12345 November 21, 2013
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ratiomilo

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If u are not mutuals with milo then u either have 0 play or u have no friends
"Hey are you mutuals with ratiomilo?"
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douchebag ratio

Ratio of douchebags to non-douchebags at a given public place. Most applicable to bars, clubs, gyms, parties.
I used to work out at 24 hr fitness, but the douchebag ratio was too high, so I switched to Gold's
by randchap November 22, 2010
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BS = Beyond Scale
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