by ayyyyyyyyyyyyylmao November 4, 2013
Get the twitter ratiomug. The method of telling how much of a girl's bust is made up of fat, by looking at the amount of fat stored in the tricep region.
Scientifically the most accurate method known to the common man. Devised by TheBald.
Scientifically the most accurate method known to the common man. Devised by TheBald.
Guy 1: Mate did you see Steven's new girlfriend? Great set on her.
Guy 2: Check out the Tricep:Boob ratio, it's only because she's chubby.
Guy 2: Check out the Tricep:Boob ratio, it's only because she's chubby.
by TheBald November 21, 2010
Get the Tricep:Boob Ratiomug. This is the ratio of how many times you can sex a girl before your penis becomes like a wet noodle.
If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.
If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.
by rayjay April 23, 2006
Get the noodle ratiomug. "Damn, shes pretty hot from the waist up but her T to A ratio is way off."
"That bitch is put together wrong, her T to A ratio is no good."
"That bitch is put together wrong, her T to A ratio is no good."
by Willholden April 28, 2009
Get the T to A ratiomug. by James Tipper September 25, 2006
Get the Vagina ratiomug. The Hoykens Ratio represents the duration of a television show that a viewer is hypothetically willing to subject themselves to in comparison to watching a half hour episode of The Big Bang Theory. For example, a viewer may be willing to watch four hours of public executions of innocent children instead of watching half an hour of The Big Bang Theory. A negative value would indicate that a viewer would prefer to kill themselves instead of watching the proposed program. This is rare, but possible as indicated by the -2 value assigned to 2 Broke Girls.
This ratio was discovered by Bruno Hoyken in 2007 after watching and episode of the Big Bang Theory. The morning of the day he had watched the premiere episode of the series he had been staring at the sun and realised that they were equally as pleasant to watch. He assigned the show a value of one, a value equal to staring at the sun.
The units for measuring the Hoyken's ratio is Lamency.
For a full list of Lamency values refer to the Idiotic Table.
This ratio was discovered by Bruno Hoyken in 2007 after watching and episode of the Big Bang Theory. The morning of the day he had watched the premiere episode of the series he had been staring at the sun and realised that they were equally as pleasant to watch. He assigned the show a value of one, a value equal to staring at the sun.
The units for measuring the Hoyken's ratio is Lamency.
For a full list of Lamency values refer to the Idiotic Table.
The Shopping Network has a Hoyken's Ratio of between 12 to 16, depending on the product and the attractiveness of the presenter.
by Dr Hoigle July 4, 2012
Get the Hoyken's Ratiomug. The ultimate measurement tool for noobs around the world. Can be used to measure just about anything from distance, to height, to time. The standard is based on Joe.
by The Jack Bauer October 19, 2007
Get the Joe Ratiomug.