Ring Rust

A veteran of the anal arts, but is out of practice after a long layoff.

I asked my boyfriend to only use one finger in my asshole today. I'm not ready for anything more due to ring rust.

by Mgbasement January 19, 2019

Ring of Fire

Haviing anal sex, using a condom covered in BenGay or Icy Hot, with a former partner that has cheated on you. After ejaculation you slap them in the face with the condom, and tell them to leave.

My Ex-girlfriend came back the other night, so i gave her the ring of fire, and told that bitch to leave.

by Mike January 25, 2005

Ring Pirate

A male who wears his cock ring all the time.

Ever since Nathan got into the S&M scene, he has become a ring pirate.

by Guillermo August 25, 2003

ring ding ding

What the Fox says

Person 1: "What does the Fox say?"
Fox: "Ring ding ding!"

by Noah Sperling October 2, 2013

ring beard

the hair aroung someones sphincta(but hole)

E.g errr look at that chicks ring beard

by ben n penny June 14, 2007

Ring Announcer

A gentleman or lady whom whilst speaking, exudes the fiercest and most diabolical amount of falsehoods.

Who was that ring announcer you were talking to there?

by CoreyHaimes October 28, 2010

Ring Snog

Someone that likes to snog bum whole with or without tongues.

Harley don't be such a ring snogger and give that guy his wallet back.

by elshorshino June 8, 2011