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Pig Racing

Truly the sport of Kings. Pigs are raced around a circuit, preferably with a Pig Jockey on board each pig, causing much hilarity. Traditionally the losing swine is turned into BBQ for the spectators, the losing Pig Jockey may become a spit roast.
"I'm heading down to the track for a spot of pig racing, I'll probably eat while I'm there"
by Steve SB April 24, 2007
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race tracks

linear shit stains in your toilet that point down after you've taken a huge dump
"Dude, I went to Amanda's house and left race tracks in her toilet. I flushed twice and they were still there. I need to quit eating Taco Bell."
by jbushido October 29, 2009
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Death Race

An event in which 3 teams of five people each have to drink 1 liter of vodka, 36 beers, and a blunt. Whichever team finishes first wins the grand prize. Each team member is allotted 1 vomit during the death race. Usually the teams finish within 30 minutes.
Tonight's the death race for the park in which its the lifeguards versus park attendants versus grill staff.
by EHP Forever July 19, 2011
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Bicycle Race

Kick ass song by Queen,on the album A day at the races/
guy 1:Bicycle race kicks ass!

guy 2:yeah totally!
by cheesemutt April 14, 2010
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drag race

1. A competitive event where two cars line up at a common starting point. On a given command, they try to finish first at a finish line 1/4 mile away.(Or from stop light to stop light.)

2. An event when two or more homosexual men try to be the first in the door at a sale.
"Did you see those two old queens collide at Kaufman's? They should've learned that drag racing in a crowded store will get you hurt."
by tradesman April 3, 2003
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Race Troll

Web surfers who target any site with a message board or comments section with subject matter regarding in any way to Race or Ethnicity (or frequently Religion in the case of Muslims). Primary target are blacks (american, african, even australian), Hispanics (primarily Mexicans), Muslims, Middle Easterners who may or may not be muslims, and Jewish people.

These people then storm the message board, creating multiple handles and continuously make unfounded and unproven racist commentary. Often the Racial commentary does not use actual slurs, but actually relies upon stereotypes.

Race Trolls have the common identifier that they make false claims that they assert are based in truth or re-organized statistics or revisionist history. Equally as often, they cite their data with other non-academic white supremacists as the authors.

Another identifier is that Race trolls with use fake, unprovable disclaimers on anonymous free-post boards, claiming to be a member of the group that they then slander or attack, in order to generate an idea that 'hey this guy is one of them, he wouldnt lie', unbeknownst that any person with more than 10 minutes of internet experience would take what they read on an anonymous message board at face value.
Troll Troller Stormfronter bigot racist ray-sist racis nazi dup fraud sex-predator race-troll "race troll"
by madrone February 24, 2010
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Centurian Race

Take a shot of beer every minute for 100 minutes.
Lets try to pull off a Centurian Race.
by Lostyyy July 14, 2006
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