on command queef

queefs ussually occur during sexual activity, however a select few have the special gift of queefing on comand
can be done in a multitude of ways either lying down and lifting the legs and pelvis up or simply spreading your legs real wide while sitting down

i thought you could only queef while having sex but that bitch proved me wrong while she spread her legs and i heard the distinct sound of a queef and i was like shooot that girl can on command queef

by kyliefofo February 27, 2009

Queefstain

n. 1. remnants of poonsquirts
2. the average frequenter of urbandictionary.com. See also "poon"

1. Sally never washes the queefstains out of her panties.
2. Queefstains were insulted by this definition.

by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003

queef cake

Related to the term "douche bag." Often used for people who think they are "the shit" and "act a fool."

Hey Bill, take a look at this queef cake coming down the hall.

by yeah, ok November 29, 2007

queef jerky

An old, dried up piece of cunny

Grandma's pussy has turned to queef jerky!

by Alexander Papsmear April 7, 2005

Queef Mobile

- Noun - A word used to define a car that has a loud exhaust. Usually that of a pop-culture car modeled after the movie The Fast and The Furious.

John Doe: "Did you hear that queef mobile!?! It rattled my windows right off my car!"

by Brian Fitch February 11, 2006

queef feast

the act of trying to eat the air that is released from a girls vagina (a queef), usually while doing other filthy activities

Jim- hey bro what did you end up doing last night

Paul- i went to Jessica's house last night and i had an unexpected queef feast

Jim-dam Paul your fucking DIRTY!

by slag surfer March 22, 2010

Queef Soup

When a woman squirts and queefs at the same time and the mixture of vaginal juices and air creates a frothy mixture, this is known as queef soup. When the mixture also contains semen it may be referred to as Cream of Queef Soup.
If she is also on her period then the mixture is most accurately described as Queef Stew.

I was fucking Bianca so hard that when she came I got drenched in Queef Soup. I came a second later, narrowly missing being slathered in Cream of Queef. Thankfully she wasn't on the rag so there was no risk of Queef Stew.

by Reginald Laserbeam August 6, 2015