Quaf

When a women queefs and farts at the same time words collide! Its the most unsettling thing known to man kind

Cynthia totally had to Quaf after sex and her insides blew up it was a total mess! That Quaf was Disgusting I didn't know if she shit her self or was trying to blow up a balloon.

by Snoochie February 19, 2015

Quaffy

Means “what?” Or “Huh?” Showing a state of confusion.

Kara says: “Bob got ran over by a car.”

Steve: “Um... Quaffy?”

by kgirl123457 March 26, 2019

Quiffle

A British word for sneeze

" I got me a case of the quiffles"

by Holly4444 September 14, 2015

Quiffle Cookie

A very rough and non elegant queef ,with a yeast baking smell to follow.

Shane walked into the department and stated: " wow it smells like someone baked a double batch of quiffle cookies".

by Sironius April 2, 2016

quiffle

When a queef comes out in a melodic tune

verb- to quiffle

Lisa quiffled and it sounded just like Mozart's requiem in D minor

by Meryl streets July 2, 2016

quarf

When you fart out your dick.

Bro! I just quarfed!

by VinelSeason January 16, 2022

Quiff flies

Another name for gnat. My Great Grandma came up with the word "quiff". A quiff is another name for a vagina. One day, another family member had a dog laying out in the sun and there was a swarm of gnats flying around the dogs vagina. That's when my family started calling gnats "quiff flies".

Quiff flies swarm into such a small area, how do they not fly into each other?

by A guy from Jerzey August 17, 2022