tuff puppy

a show that turned kids into a furries

Dwayne: did you see tuff puppy
ben: yeah, kitty kaswell is fucking hot i wanna fuck her
Dwayne: furry

by Supremekaiuhhh September 28, 2020

the puppy man

Half puppy half man. He sneaks into houses and night and watches people sleep. He wears old professional sports apparel that has the likeness of North Carolina teams: Carolina Panthers, Hornets, Hurricanes, etc.

Additionally he enjoys drinking coffee at the sports bar and talking to his invisible puppy. He sits in a booth by himself and no one who works there interacts with him but he always has a full cup of coffee.

The Puppy Man approached me last night and said he was concerned about a smoke detector that he heard while walking around some apartments.

by Constable June 19, 2022

North Dakota mud puppy

To smuggle fish in your anal cavity back to Minnesota

Kenny pulled the North Dakota mud puppy to get 2 extra limits of walleyes back to Minnesota.

by North Dakota mud puppy September 24, 2023

puppy dog cute

(Adj.) When a person is soo cute that you just want to cuddle with him/her like a little puppy.

Dana is so puppy dog cute; I'd cuddle with him, but I'd never do him.

by yograndmasmoma July 21, 2010

puppy monkey baby

A disturbing image of an animal with the legs of a chubby baby, the body and arms of a hairy monkey, and the head of a pug. Known to lick people's faces to seduce them into drinking energy drinks.

That puppy monkey baby licked my face so hard I drank an entire case of energy drinks.

by brony_pony_117 September 23, 2016

puppy love

a type of love in which ppl think they are in love... they're not...

(having sex)...

girl- I love you!
boy- i love you more!

two weeks later
(to friends)

girl-he really broke my heart...
boy- she was just stupid...

girl- i like someone else now...
boy- check out that hottie...

(that was an example of puppy love lol)

by ashbug199616093384 June 21, 2009

Lost Puppy Syndrome

One who finds themselves only dating people who have issues that they feel like they could solve.

A person who is only attracted to people that have problems(drug addiction/abusive parents/ect.) and thinks they could protect and nurture them back to happiness.

Jenny has lost puppy syndrome, her last boyfriend was a recovering addict and now shes dating a guy that was raped by his own dad. She thinks she can change him, too bad the last one went back to drugs.

by thebirdandthebee April 26, 2011