Com-Palin

When the headline has the words 'Sarah Palin' in it, you know she's whining or complaining about something again.

Person 1: Dude, on CNN that Sarah Palin chick is on again!
Person 2: Yeah, she's hot but all she does is com-palin
Person 1: Agreed.

by SNDX July 8, 2009

Failin' Palin Jr.

Equally annoying and hypocritical daughter of a certain ex-vice presidential candidate.

How much is Failn' Palin paying ABC to keep Failin' Palin Jr. on the show?

by pnnyln October 27, 2010

Pulling a Palin

When having sex or masturbating, going until relatively halfway to ejaculation, then abruptly stopping for no apparent reason.

Chris and I were doing it last night, and about 20 minutes in he ended up pulling a Palin and walked out.

by mclava October 16, 2010

palinize

to exaggerate the truth or lie by omission

I palinized my resume.

by kolbester October 27, 2008

Palin

pal·in (pāl’ĭn) v. palined, palin·ing, palins 1. To flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect response to a simple, predictable question in an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one does not know the answer.

My wife asked if she looked fat in that dress. I palined her by saying those shoes sure look nice.

by timmyf2 January 22, 2009

Palintology

Palintology is the study of prignorance

Scholars in the 23rd century examining the follies of the 21st century will have a whole sub-discipline called Palintology.

by Figleaf23 January 15, 2009

palin principle

the principle demonstrated when an organization promotes one or more individuals so far above their level of competence as to precipitate or hasten its own sorry demise.

the ultimate culmination of the peter principle.

the palin principle is named after governor of alaska sarah palin, whose nomination as the republican vice presidential candidate, despite initial fanfare, ultimately proved to be the undoing of the presidential aspirations of her nominator john mccain, as well as the undoing of their party, likely for decades to follow. see also: the tiberius gambit.

by aarrgghh March 24, 2009